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Comment by Ari Spool

Ari Spool — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 14:03:00 -0800

Poison Hoagie is my new band name.

Comment by Thig Nat

Thig Nat — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 14:27:05 -0800

wow..that was really bad..seriously, that was bad.

Comment by Mac

Mac — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 14:57:41 -0800

That made my ears sad.

Can someone throw Wentz off a tall building or something? I need to know if douches can fly.

Comment by John Schork

John Schork — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 17:50:51 -0800

God dammit, Jeff. I've been doing nothing but reading comic books and playing Grand Theft Auto IV all day, having the time of my fucking life. And now, it's ruined.

When I'm running around Liberty City, hopped up on murder, breaking windows and helping motherfuckers get got, it won't be nearly as sweet.

Because the pleasure receptors in my brain are gummed up with black, viscous layers of heinous douche build-up for which science has yet to formulate an antidote.

In short, fuck you, Jeff. I'm going to fart in your mouth.

Comment by the beggar

the beggar — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 22:25:58 -0800

Holy shit, man, that "poison hoagie" thing is gold. Had me laughing so hard I was crying.

Kudos, sir.