Poison Hoagie is my new band name.
wow..that was really bad..seriously, that was bad.
That made my ears sad.
Can someone throw Wentz off a tall building or something? I need to know if douches can fly.
God dammit, Jeff. I've been doing nothing but reading comic books and playing Grand Theft Auto IV all day, having the time of my fucking life. And now, it's ruined.
When I'm running around Liberty City, hopped up on murder, breaking windows and helping motherfuckers get got, it won't be nearly as sweet.
Because the pleasure receptors in my brain are gummed up with black, viscous layers of heinous douche build-up for which science has yet to formulate an antidote.
In short, fuck you, Jeff. I'm going to fart in your mouth.
Holy shit, man, that "poison hoagie" thing is gold. Had me laughing so hard I was crying.
Kudos, sir.
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