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Friday, May 30, 2008

Put your clothes back on!

posted by on May 30 at 12:12 PM

Winning Eurovision has its benefits: you get a glass-studded dildo, the praise of millions of Europeans, a couple of mentions on Line Out, and in Dima Bilan’s case you even get a street named after you. A street!! Why not rename the whole city while they’re at it? “Dima Bilantown”, come on Medvedev, you know you want to…

Unfortunately winning Eurovision also has its drawbacks. Apart from costing your home country millions of Euros (or Roubles) to organise this campfest, there’s also the hatred of millions of Europeans, you invariably get accused of plagiarism (every single year) and this time bad halfnude photos resurface with whispered gossip of “gay porn”and “escort”.
Not in Russia, of course, where Dima is well on the way to sainthood (hey, the man resurrects ballerinas and little kids, I’d like to see you try it!), but pretty much everywhere else.

But look what a sex scandal did for George Michael’s career! It can only increase his popularity in the gay community. And what else could Dima be aiming for? It’s all one big plot to make this boring song a tad more interesting. I bet the KGB’s involved….

(thanks for the tip, Terry… though now I have to get to those images out of my head)

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I don't know if he is gay or not (and I don't think we'll ever know as he we'll never come out) but he doesn't look/sing/dress any more gay than Enrique Iglesias. It almost seems he is trying to be his clone (even recorded a Spanish album). Is Enrique Iglesias popular with gay community? He is pretty hot... but not gay.

Posted by ok | June 1, 2008 10:46 AM

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