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Monday, May 5, 2008

Which is the Better Song About Freaking Out at Whole Foods?

posted by on May 5 at 12:24 PM

Megan’s right about your soundtrack for the day, but her post got me thinking: Which is the better song about freaking out at Whole Foods? There are, by my count, two to choose from:

“Parentheses” by the Blow:

“By Torpedo or Crohn’s” by Why? (ignore the unofficial graphic):

No fancy poll, just fight it out in the comments.

Update: Brian Cook adds “The Jogger” by Pissed Jeans. Good lookin’ out. Let the three way free for all resume.

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can i write in "The Jogger" by Pissed Jeans?

Posted by brian cook | May 5, 2008 12:35 PM

as much as i like the why? joint, i'm going to have to go with seling on this one. the mental image of khaela maricich walking a visibly upset miranda july [read last year's believer music issue if you're not quite aware of the reference], complete with hands over her sobbing face, is too fucking adorable for me to bear.

Posted by douglas martin | May 5, 2008 12:49 PM

Fuck! You're right! Adding it to the ballot now.

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Posted by Bre | May 6, 2008 2:38 AM

I like this line by rapper the Grouch (at Nectar May 22):

"You ain't artsier than me, 'cuz you shop at Whole Foods in open-toed shoes"

Aw yeah.

Read about the event here:

Posted by Shilo Urban | May 6, 2008 8:51 AM

Didn't The Clash do it first and do it best with Lost in the Supermarket?

Posted by kid icarus | May 6, 2008 1:18 PM

I'm going to go with Music for TV Dinners, either the 50s or 60s version, to encapsulate the pure joy of supermarket aisles.

Posted by Fnarf | May 6, 2008 1:29 PM

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