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Wednesday, June 11, 2008

I Know You’ve Been on Tenterhooks

posted by on June 11 at 16:33 PM

Last week, I Slogged about a mystery book that’s coming out from Simon and Schuster. There are 300,000 copies coming out, and nobody was told what the book was actually about.

Today, GalleyCat reports that Madonna’s brother is writing a memoir about…being Madonna’s brother. I’m going to say right now that if they didn’t have sex, there’s no point to this goddamned book.

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There's no point to reading any goddamn memoir.

"Mememememememe. Mememememe. You need to know everything about meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

Chapter 1-4: Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Chapter 5-9: Me meee mee meeeee meee. Mee meee me meeeeee me meeee meeee meeeeeeeee, mee me meeee meee mee meeeeee.

Chapter 10-16: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

/puke

Posted by Mr. Poe | June 12, 2008 9:32 AM

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