Upcoming Amy Winehouse Isn’t Doing So Great, but Her Roommate’s a Rising Star!
posted by on July 30 at 16:25 PM
This just in from Amy Winehouse’s roommate’s publicist:
So I have a new, wild artist to introduce you to. First off, she’s Amy Winehouse’s roommate, her name (her given name) is Neon Hitch, and she’s ready to make it big in the states.A Gypsy by birth, she compares her style with an early Nelly Furtado and has some great tracks produced by Benny Blanco.
Right now her claim to fame is that she lives with Amy Winehouse—who’s on the verge of death—and sounds like early Nelly Furtado. But she looks like a sexier (and less-dressed) Winehouse before Winehouse’s body started rotting, and she sounds like this, so she’ll no doubt get at least 15 minutes of fame on her own accord.
Amy Winehouse could attract media attention in her sleep... what does she do for a living again?
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