Comments on Big Business, Akimbo & Coconut Coolouts @ El Corazón

I appreciate a good diverse bill, but for some reason I just couldn't pull myself out of the bar for Coconut Coolouts. Something about the vibe just didn't seem right. It's probably like you said, they don't belong playing a place like that. If it were a party or something, I might have been all about it.

Akimbo are "saving" their new songs. I can't say any more or I'd have to kill you.

I don't dislike Big Business with the guitar player, but I still prefer them bassless. Maybe it's because I just really liked air-guitaring the missing guitar parts in "Easter Romantic" all those other times I saw them. Speaking of, that song they finished with sounded pretty unfinished, and I kind of wish they would have just ended with "Easter Romantic." Oh well. Can't complain too much when you've got Big Biz and Akimbo on the same bill again.

Coolouts rocked harder than both of those bands. Metal is boring. Partying is fun.

you keep telling yourself that bryce. p.s. when you weren't looking, i popped your coconut balloon...sssssssssssss

Bryce was the guy with the fanny pack and ironic mustache. Or, you know, ONE of them.

I think Buynnypuncher was the fat guy with the Pantera shirt and chain wallet, but I could be wrong since there's usually like 80 of them at metal shows.

Nice try, Johnny. Now finish your blow and get back to the "party."

Hahahahaha ... what a bunch of fatties! Virgins too.

That show was so cool. I punched myself in the jaw at the end of the night. Now, let me finish this pizza and call 206-who-cares.

August 20th coconut coolouts, WAX MUSEUMS and Nobunny at the Funhouse.