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Tuesday, July 1, 2008

Look Away, Look Away…

posted by on July 1 at 14:49 PM

That Melvins cover just brought back a memory I repressed from last night. Words can’t properly describe how I felt seeing this trailer in the theater. My brain barfed all over itself. This clip actually caused me to yell “NOOOOO!!!” out loud involuntarily. The song. The premise. Lord God why? Fuck everyone who was involved in making this film and anyone who goes to see it. Be warned, this may ruin the rest of your day:

On a brighter note, the film that followed the trailer, Wall-E, was spectacular.

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1

I hate you, Jeff Kirby.....

Posted by Scottie Yahtzee | July 1, 2008 2:56 PM
2

No quiero.

Posted by Eric Grandy | July 1, 2008 3:00 PM
3

The reactions of my friends after I IMed them the link:
oooh
oh
oh god
oh gawd
"hold the bun"
i don't
I mean
I just
it's
...
/me dies

AND

Dave: oh sweet jesus........

Posted by Scottie Yahtzee | July 1, 2008 3:06 PM
4

Wonder what sort of lines I'm looking to for opening day.

Posted by Brian | July 1, 2008 4:28 PM
5

God Jeff, you're such a snob.

Posted by Great Floors | July 1, 2008 4:35 PM
6

...From the director of HOME ALONE 3. Nice.

Posted by Les Incompetent | July 1, 2008 4:49 PM
7

It's a dog, and he's rapping, and dancing! Just adorable.

Posted by flamingbanjo | July 1, 2008 5:55 PM
8

When I saw going to see Wall-E and this trailer came on, people started booing. It was awesome.

Posted by Danasorous | July 1, 2008 7:16 PM
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Posted by Fawkes | July 1, 2008 7:32 PM
10

So, how the hell did this even start?

Disney movie executive: So ... what are the kids into these days?

Disney office intern/coffee bitch: Um, Paris Hilton?

DME: Reeeeally? And what is SHE into?

DOO/CB: Um ... she's into, like ... Oh! That teeny tiny little dog!

Posted by Apostrophist | July 1, 2008 11:04 PM
11

HOLY GOD HELP US ALL

Posted by Shilo Urban | July 2, 2008 10:43 AM
12

Oh God - my eyes!

Posted by Schneid | July 3, 2008 5:05 AM

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