Boy's carrying a chip on his shoulder that size of georgetown.

On Thu, Jul 31, 2008 at 2:41 PM, dookie x wrote:
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Date: Thu, 31 Jul 2008 11:33:52 -0700
From: miseryuls@gmail.com
To: deadbabybikes@hotmail.com
Subject: party place?

>Is the party in georgetown again?
NO.

>i saw the race starts on phinney, and that >seemed like an extra-long way to go.
why don't you take your bike to Phinney, and figure it out?
-dx
not suffering fools gladly at T-27 hours to race time

if you wanna lick my balls nicely, gladly I'll tell you where the end is, about 3 inches back from your licking.
if you want special treatment the day before, I've got some rules:

1.do you call the bride the day before her wedding?
2.do you call the grieving spouse the day before the funeral?
3. do you call the president the day before the inauguration?
4. do you call the astronaut the day before the launch?
5. do you call the mother in the hospital with the fragilest of pregnancies?

funny you had enough time to bitch about it than to ask someone in the know. we're *all* out there. you must type fast, so fast to take it out on the people making it happen. and yeah, I'm still pissed that you think you'll get top forkin' of the list with your little whine the day before race day. and make me spend 30 seconds dissing you.

the reason the end is kept secret is so you *gosh-darn race*, 'cuzzin that's *what it's about*. there's webshit that'll tell you about most all 11 before if you look. just 'cuzzin it's "the greatest party known to humankind" doesn't allow you automatic entry and way too much fun than we all deserve. do a little forkin' work. I'd been doing it for about 70 days when I wrote that, *gave plenty of opportunity* for you to figure the krap out, and the day before the race you come to me(or the "others" responsible and not directly derided) with your forkin' pants around your knees with "where!?!"
all in, my chip. try to cover it. call G-town again and we got a fight. well, of words, at least, and then I size ya, and then, I can't be responsible if I forkin' kill ya, or run away.
please, figure it out *for yourself* next year beforehand, and this whole thing needs not happen again.
Raceday XIII is 879, so we get the spare haffaweek after the 4th of July.
hope to see you there.