^{PWRFL Power by ohnobody in the Stranger’s Flickr Pool.}

During his Bumbershoot performance, PWRFL Power instructed the crowd to get out their cell phones and text him the funniest comment they can think of. He gave out his number, and promised the best remark would get a knitted sponge made by his grandmother.

Here’s a sample of what he received:

- You don’t look a day over 15 to me
- I AM SATAN
- my girlfriend wants a threesome
- your boobs are not that gigantic but thats okay cause your small and japanese
- Min hummer har diabetes
- lets meet and swap skinny jeans
- aneta wa sioizodes sho!
- your sponge: I want it so i will write a haiku because im dirty
- chocolate cactus song guitar sound so nice to me i love grandma’s sponge
- I farted and then poop came out
- i own all the pawn shop. So I’m rich.
- Does your G-ma wash you with that Spunge? Oooooooh
- your eyes were sparkling like champagne. My loins were rising just like Charlemagne.
- So there were 2 muffins in an oven. one muffin said,, is it hot in here or is it just me? and the other said, AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!
- I ran over your cat with the training wheels of my baby sister’s bike. Sorry

He says he also got a few weird calls, but I’m guessing that since they didn’t follow instructions, the callers won’t be eligible for the sponge.