Politics Sarah Palin Secures Coveted “Aged Right Wing Cock Rock Asshole With New Book to Promote” Vote
posted by on September 17 at 10:07 AM
TED NUGENT REACHES OUT TO SARAH PALINSarah Palin was the first name on TED NUGENT’s list to receive an advance copy of TED, WHITE & BLUE: THE NUGENT MANIFESTO, comprised of 16 chapters on how to fix America. This week, the multi-platinum guitar icon, best-selling author and outspoken activist sent the book—due October 6 via Regnery Publishing—to Palin with a note in praise of the vice presidential nominee’s “bold spirit.”
Dear Governor Palin, Please accept this copy of my new book, “TED WHITE & BLUE-The Nugent Manifesto” for you and your family. As a proud fellow American hunter, fisherman and lover of Alaska’s soul cleansing magnificent Spirit of the Wild, we who live our American Dream by God, truth, logic, goodwill and decency, thank you for bringing such defiant common sense and self evident truth back to the GOP and politics. We wish you Godspeed for the best hunting and fishing season of your life and pray to God almighty that you bring your bold spirit to the White House. Godbless, American BloodBrothers, Ted Nugent and family
Holy. Shit.
This is why you have to love Ted. Since he's only one of about three right wing rock stars, he has to be 25 times brasher than, say, the jerk from Coldplay. He tells kids to stay away from weed and kill deer instead. Fine by me. I'm not a deer.
Ah, the Motor City Meathead finally
finds a woman in politics he can support.
Well, at least we know where he stands on these things. He normally plays things so close to the (camouflaged) vest.
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