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Thursday, October 16, 2008

Seriously Beyonce, What Are You Doing Later?

posted by on October 16 at 16:05 PM

Because I will put a lezbo ring on it ANY TIME, ANY PLACE. Your new single/video is giving me some serious feeeeeeeelings!!!

Plus, as a friend pointed out, it’s clearly the choreographical descendant of this:

If you need me, I’ll be done watching these two videos approximately NEVER.


UPDATE!
Apparently Stranger columnist Michaelangelo Matos already posted this extremely brilliant comparison on a very, very popular blog that I do not read (I try to stay at least 2-3 weeks behind the times). Sorry, Michaelangelo Matos!

But still, my desire to get suuuper Single White Female on Beyonce will not be silenced (where can I buy one of those Leotards of the Future?).

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1

Is your friend's name Michaelangelo Matos?

Posted by Eric Grandy | October 16, 2008 4:29 PM
2

Fuck! I should probably spend some time reading other blogs.

Posted by Lindy West | October 16, 2008 4:32 PM
3

No, no, it's cool. Frankly, I would be happy if you posted this pair of videos every day until the new year.

Posted by Eric Grandy | October 16, 2008 4:38 PM
4

done and done.

Posted by Lindy West | October 16, 2008 4:58 PM
5

seriously, people - have you never heard of me?

this is the only way to compare in one window: http://rubyurl.com/Bxso

(pause and start to taste)

Posted by youtube doubler | October 17, 2008 12:51 AM
6

Uhh, helllo! Beyonce is not dancing. She's shaking like a crack addict on meth.
Outfit is great, "dancing" is not.

Posted by come on | October 17, 2008 8:02 AM
7

Call me old fashioned, but I think both of these rip THIS off. Tell me I am wrong.

Posted by bryce | October 17, 2008 12:04 PM
8

Beyonce - Total Bob Fosse rip off. See earlier videos for running theme.

Bottom video IS Bob Fosse's choreography. He's the man. At least in terms of f'd up choreography.

I do love me some Beyonce.

Posted by Dod | October 17, 2008 6:04 PM

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