#1 Fan Seriously Beyonce, What Are You Doing Later?
posted by on October 16 at 16:05 PM
Because I will put a lezbo ring on it ANY TIME, ANY PLACE. Your new single/video is giving me some serious feeeeeeeelings!!!
Plus, as a friend pointed out, it’s clearly the choreographical descendant of this:
If you need me, I’ll be done watching these two videos approximately NEVER.
UPDATE!
Apparently Stranger columnist Michaelangelo Matos already posted this extremely brilliant comparison on a very, very popular blog that I do not read (I try to stay at least 2-3 weeks behind the times). Sorry, Michaelangelo Matos!
But still, my desire to get suuuper Single White Female on Beyonce will not be silenced (where can I buy one of those Leotards of the Future?).
Is your friend's name Michaelangelo Matos?
Fuck! I should probably spend some time reading other blogs.
No, no, it's cool. Frankly, I would be happy if you posted this pair of videos every day until the new year.
done and done.
seriously, people - have you never heard of me?
this is the only way to compare in one window: http://rubyurl.com/Bxso
(pause and start to taste)
Uhh, helllo! Beyonce is not dancing. She's shaking like a crack addict on meth.
Outfit is great, "dancing" is not.
Call me old fashioned, but I think both of these rip THIS off. Tell me I am wrong.
Beyonce - Total Bob Fosse rip off. See earlier videos for running theme.
Bottom video IS Bob Fosse's choreography. He's the man. At least in terms of f'd up choreography.
I do love me some Beyonce.