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Monday, October 20, 2008

Toilet Plugged: Have a Roman Candle, Tits

posted by on October 20 at 11:55 AM

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Mitchell, South Dakota: Report from Brent Amaker and the Rodeo.

Rodeo drummer Mason Lowe got high, entered a bathroom, plugged a toilet, then was handed a fire cracker. He and a couple of Rodeo fans had walked to the apartment of a local man who wanted to share some grass. Mason got stoned. Mason also had to poop. They’d been driving for 24 hours and some needs had taken a back seat. He did his business and flushed the toilet. Mason continues:

Sit-down jobs are never really a picnic when you’re high. This became a nightmare. I flushed the toilet and the water filled the bowl and kept rising. And rising. The more I hoped it would stop, the higher it got. I watched water and other stuff crest the rim of the bowl and spill out onto our new friend’s bathroom floor. Jesus.

Mason did the right thing though. He opened the door and approached his host, telling him he had just taken a crap, plugged the toilet, and that everything had gotten everywhere. Mason then gave him a free CD. The man was not angry. In fact he smiled, handed Mason a roman candle, and they all walked outside to watch colors explode across the night sky.

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