The other day, I saw a sticker affixed to a poster for tomorrow night’s 2 Live Crew show at Nectar (featuring local crews Mad Rad and Champagne Champagne) that read: “This insults women.” Well, no duh, right? Is there really anyone on Capitol Hill in 2008 who doesn’t know that 2 Live Crew insults women? Who exactly is this sticker mobilizing? Me so confused. I almost want to make a smaller sticker to put on that sticker that reads: “This insults the media literate.”

Or, as this week’s New Column, “Me So Corny: Jokes 4 U by 2 Live Crew,” puts it:

What up, Seattle? 2 Live Crew here, and when we’re not busy fucking bitches, or talking about fucking bitches, or making records about fucking bitches, or draggin’ our asses to court to defend our right to make records about fucking bitches, we’re cracking each other’s shit up with motherfucking buckets of yuks! FOR EXAMPLE!

Two silk worms were in a race. What was the result? A tie, motherfucker!

Do you know why anteaters never get sick? They’re full of anty-bodies, you skank-ass ho!

What do you get when you cross a rooster and a duck? A bird that gets up at the quack of dawn, silly bitch!

Now we’re out of this raggedy motherfucker like last year.