Today, all across this great nation, legitimate protesters are protesting legitimate concerns, and, as usual, there are a few fucking morons breaking windows and nabbing all the press, which is too glib to actually interview someone sane and articulate. Therefore, I wish I could subject these handfuls of idiots to psychological torture of the nth degree. You could go the obvious route, and pick something like "Macarena," or "I Love You," Barney's theme song, but surely there's something even more punishing out there. Glenn Branca? Merzbow? WHAT SAY YOU?