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         <title>Happy Birthday Diddy! (Sorry, I Had My Mind On Other Things Yesterday)</title>
         <description><![CDATA[<p>I thought he would have had some enormous cake with his face brushed over the frosting (maybe even Obama's), but nooooo. To celebrate his birthday this year (on what would become a truly historical day), what was his chosen wish-filled dessert? A fucking plain chocolate CUPCAKE! (Maybe his assistant was too busy filming and lighting a candle to bake/order in a cake.)</p>

<p>Well Diddy, Puffy, Sean Combs, whatever-the-hell-you-want-to-call-yourself-today, your birthday wish has come true.</p>

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				 <author>Travis Ritter</author>
         <link>http://lineout.thestranger.com/2008/11/happy_birthday_diddy_sorry_i_had_my_mind_2</link>
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         <title>Bloggers and Trolls, Partying in the Streets Together</title>
         <description><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://slog.thestranger.com/files/2008/11/victory.jpg" height=275 width=400><sup>photo by Jeff Kirby</sup></p>

<p>So powerful were the good vibes last night at the <strong>Broadway and Pike</strong> street party that I even exchanged some pleasant IRL words with motherfucking "bobcat," who, in this forum, usually speaks to me like this:</p>

<blockquote>eric you're still a piece of shit</blockquote>

<blockquote>King Hipster Grandy has his nose so far up Chop Suey (and Nuemos) ass he's blowing corn-covered shit boogers!  </blockquote>

<blockquote>rad! once again Eric is writing out his ass!</blockquote>

<blockquote>Wow mr Fucking in the streets sounds like he's talking about indy rock pussies like yourself.

<p>stick to your rave shit, douche</blockquote></p>

<p>This one's for you, "bobcat":</p>

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				 <author>Eric Grandy</author>
         <link>http://lineout.thestranger.com/2008/11/bloggers_and_trolls_partying_in_the_stre</link>
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         <pubDate>Wed, 05 Nov 2008 09:10:03 -0800</pubDate>
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         <title>Venture in the Blipstream</title>
         <description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.vanmorrison.com/">Van Morrison</a> will be performing live in its entirety his 1968 album, <em>Astral Weeks</em> at Hollywood Bowl, and Santa Monica, California radio station <a href="http://www.kcrw.com/">KCRW</a> is going to webcast it. You can hear the show <strong>Fri. Nov. 7, 8 pm</strong> Pacific time <a href="http://www.kcrw.com/vanmorrisonlive">here</a>. </p>

<p><a href="http://personal.cis.strath.ac.uk/~murray/astral.html">Lester Bangs’ Desert Island album</a>, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Astral_Weeks">Astral Weeks</a> is regarded by tens of thousands of people with really excellent musical taste as a heartbreaking work of staggering genius, a poetic epic of pastoral jazz folk and soulful Irish vocalese. Download it into your DNA at your earliest convenience.</p>

<p>Press release after the jump; video of <strong>"Astral Weeks"</strong> below.</p>

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				 <author>Dave Segal</author>
         <link>http://lineout.thestranger.com/2008/11/venture_in_the_blipstream</link>
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         <category>Classic</category>
         <pubDate>Mon, 03 Nov 2008 11:10:50 -0800</pubDate>
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         <title>More Halloween Music</title>
         <description><![CDATA[<p>BrooklynVegan is all about Halloween music today. In case you haven't already checked it out, here's a few gems from <a href="http://www.brooklynvegan.com/">their recent selections</a>:</p>

<p>*<a href="http://www.brooklynvegan.com/archives/2008/10/love_is_alls_ne.html">Halloween-themed videos</a> courtesy of Love Is All.</p>

<p>*A spooky sequel to <em>How the Grinch Stole Christmas</em>, titled <em><a href="http://www.brooklynvegan.com/archives/2008/10/halloween_is_gr.html#more">Halloween is Grinch Night</a></em>.</p>

<p>*Tim Fite's <a href="http://www.brooklynvegan.com/archives/2008/10/tim_fite_free_h.html">free, annual Halloween EP</a>.</p>

<p>*No Kids - "<a href="http://audio.sxsw.com/2008/mp3/No_Kids-For_Halloween.mp3">For Halloween</a>"<br />
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<p>And now, in closing, a dog dressed as a "Candy Corn Witch" (which you will <em>not</em> find on BrooklynVegan, so you're welcome):</p>

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				 <author>Megan Seling</author>
         <link>http://lineout.thestranger.com/2008/10/more_halloween_music</link>
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         <pubDate>Fri, 31 Oct 2008 13:13:25 -0800</pubDate>
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         <title>Business vs. Filesharing</title>
         <description><![CDATA[<p>Forbes has an interesting (if you're a nerd) interview with Last.fm's Chief Operating Officer Spencer Hyman. Among other things, he gave a <strong>succinct breakdown of the finite means by which revenue can be made off of music on the Internet</strong>.</p>

<blockquote>There only are a limited number of ways you could make money. It's advertising, it's subscriptions, it's e-commerce and then its using the data for smart purposes [market research].</blockquote>

<p>The interview is mainly about Last.fm verses Myspace, as the latter recently <a href="http://lineout.thestranger.com/2008/09/myspace_to_launch_new_music_feature_tomo_1">launched</a> its new Myspace Music function.</p>

<blockquote><strong>One of the big stories with MySpace Music was whether streaming the music legally would be successful in driving song purchases via downloads. How's it fared for you?</strong>

<p>When we launched free on-demand earlier on in this year in the States, the amount of e-commerce we were generating more then [<em>sic</em>] doubled. It definitely does work.</p>

<p><strong>Legal, free streaming is a newer phenomenon on the Internet. What's the issue?<br />
</strong><br />
We always said to the labels, "You have to let us do this," because what's happening at the moment is people are getting the recommendations off of Last.fm and then they're just going to all the illegal peer-to-peer sites.</p>

<p><strong>They're more than familiar with that problem. What's the state of the digital music business today?</strong></p>

<p>I think what you've got with the Internet is the fact that the labels and the collective side have realized that they need to make sure there is proper sharing of all the revenues which are generated with all the content creators. And I think that's correct. I think the problem, though, is that there is a lot of posturing going on, on both sides, as to what the right model is to monetize that. The [potential] market is huge, but at the moment, it's all on the peer-to-peer networks.<br />
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				 <author>Grant Brissey</author>
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         <title>Myspace to Launch New Music Feature Tomorrow</title>
         <description><![CDATA[<p>Myspace's "much-anticipated," decidedly clunky, garish sounding music feature is set to lauch tomorrow.<br />
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SAN FRANCISCO (AP) — Make room, iTunes. MySpace is hoping to shake up the digital music scene.<br />
In a bid to spruce up its popular online hangout, MySpace plans to flip the switch Thursday on a much-anticipated service that will give its roughly 120 million users free access to hundreds of thousands of songs from the world's largest recording labels.<br />
The catch: the music can be played only on personal computers connected to the Internet and listeners have to tolerate advertising splashed across the screen. Anyone who wants to transfer a song to a portable device like Apple Inc.'s iPod will have to buy the music through Amazon.com Inc.'s year-old downloading service, which sells songs for as little as 79 cents apiece.<br />
Unlike much of the material at Apple's iTunes store, the music sold through MySpace's new service won't contain the protections that limit how many times a track can be copied.<br />
MySpace is hoping to set itself apart from iTunes even further by allowing its users to create an unlimited number of playlists containing up to 100 songs apiece — a sharing concept similar to music services already offered by Imeem and Last.fm.<br />
If MySpace's plan pans out, people will regularly post different playlists on their profiles and expose their friends to new music.<br />
The recording labels are betting these implicit recommendations will cultivate more interest in more songs and eventually generate revenue to help recoup some of the revenue that has evaporated as CD sales have plunged from $12 billion in 1999 to a projected $5 billion this year.<br />
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<p>This sounds a day late and a dollar short to catch up to iTunes' dominance of the market.</p>

<p><em>Via <a href="http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5hkQ9OjsswXQjzuG7mLk8lhbzdYbgD93DB4FO0">The Associated Press</a></em></p>]]></description>
				 <author>Grant Brissey</author>
         <link>http://lineout.thestranger.com/2008/09/myspace_to_launch_new_music_feature_tomo_1</link>
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         <category>Teh Internets</category>
         <pubDate>Wed, 24 Sep 2008 16:30:30 -0800</pubDate>
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         <title>“Mama Said Knock You Out Personally Respond to All of Your MySpace Friends’ Messages”</title>
         <description><![CDATA[<p><img alt="l_e991df96587c7ce42052d25d6c63616d.jpg" src="http://lineout.thestranger.com/files/2008/09/l_e991df96587c7ce42052d25d6c63616d.jpg" width="400" height="570" /></p>

<p>If <strong>LL Cool J</strong>’s rapping skills have fallen off in recent years, it may be due to the once-phenomenal MC spending too much time answering fans’ emails. </p>

<blockquote>To all of you out there wondering if it's really me on <a href="http://www.myspace.com/llcoolj">MySpace</a>. It's really me. A hundred and thirty thousand e-mails, and I'm trying to respond to each one. Sometimes I feel like a secretary.</blockquote>

<p>Via <a href="http://www.mediabistro.com/fishbowlLA/working_the_room/ll_cool_j_mamma_said_knock_you_out_a_few_email_responses_94904.asp">Mediabistro</a><br />
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				 <author>Dave Segal</author>
         <link>http://lineout.thestranger.com/2008/09/mama_said_knock_you_out_personally_respo</link>
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         <category>Teh Internets</category>
         <pubDate>Fri, 19 Sep 2008 14:26:22 -0800</pubDate>
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         <title>Stream the New Mogwai Album</title>
         <description><![CDATA[<p>Mogwai is currently streaming their new record <em>The Hawk Is Howling</em> on their <a href="http://www.myspace.com/mogwai">MySpace page</a>. It'll be in stores next week.</p>]]></description>
				 <author>Megan Seling</author>
         <link>http://lineout.thestranger.com/2008/09/stream_the_new_mogwai_album</link>
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         <category>Album</category>
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         <title>Vinyl is Dead, Long Live Vinyl, Etc</title>
         <description><![CDATA[<p>Regarding <a href="http://lineout.thestranger.com/2008/09/the_death_of_the_record_collection">this post</a> about my current crisis of faith in record collecting, a few questions: Does every music fan have to be a collector of records? If I have a library of mp3s instead, does that make me less of a music fan? If record collecting is the mark of a "serious" music fan, does that bar people of a certain economic class from taking part? Is it just about who owns the most physical stuff?</p>]]></description>
				 <author>Eric Grandy</author>
         <link>http://lineout.thestranger.com/2008/09/vinyl_is_dead_long_live_vinyl_etc</link>
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         <title>Death of a Record Collection</title>
         <description><![CDATA[<p>Right now, my esteemed colleague Dave Segal is on the phone negotiating the long-delayed transport of his record collection from Orange County. Segal has been here for just over a month; these should have been here just days after he arrived. "These are extremely valuable to me," he's telling the person on the other end of the phone. "I'm not going to let this go." It sounds pretty grim.</p>

<p>Last week, I was in NYC. I walked by Other Music, Victory Records, various little vinyl boutiques, and while, on some abstract level, I wanted to support all these businesses, I didn't come home with a single record. At my kind host's stylish but small railroad apartment, we listened to music on a nice set of speakers plugged into mp3 players and laptops. They had maybe two boxes of records. I can't remember whether or not they had a turntable set up (I don't think so).</p>

<p>At home, I have the same brand of shelving as every other vinyl owning young person, the one made out of 16 squares perfectly sized for 12"s (your model may have 25 squares if you're fancy). It's half full of vinyl, half full of books and other media. I have a few crates worth of records on additional shelving or in actual crates on the floor, but I'm lately convinced that I'm never going to fill the rest of this shelf up with vinyl, let alone have to someday spring for the 25 square model.</p>

<p>I find no joy in this conclusion. I would love to live in a house lined with shelves of records. I would prefer my living room to look like <a href="http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=41&threadid=54540">these</a>. I just don't think it's going to happen.</p>

<p>Vinyl is relatively big and heavy. Airlines are charging for extra baggage, and even when they weren't, traveling with vinyl (say, enough to DJ with) is grueling compared to traveling with mp3s or even CDs. Shipping is apparently a drag as well. Apartment space for record shelving is limited.</p>

<p>Music is expensive. We're diving headlong into what looks to my admittedly not economically expert eyes like a serious recession/depression, and records just aren't a necessity as much as food and shelter (Segal will likely debate this point with me). Rising fuel prices only aggravate the flying/shipping issues as well. As much as I want to support these small business and be a parton of artists, I just can't give any more than I can afford. Before this job, that meant buying records as carefully as possible, downloading what I couldn't afford to buy, and supporting artists at shows and by buying other merch. Now, it frequently means building my collection through promotional copies. Both means meant more CDs and mp3s than vinyl making their way into my collection. <a href="http://lineout.thestranger.com/2008/09/jesus_geist">Morgan Geist might complain</a> that I'm not listening to his records on the proper hi-fi setup in the ideal format, but audiophile gear is a luxury that most music fans probably can't afford. Hell, even <a href="http://www.sashafrerejones.com/2008/09/for_sale.html">Sasha Frere-Jones is selling his record collection</a>.</p>

<p>These are gloomy, doomy times—every time someone in New York asked me how work was going, I would reply that it's great, the music business is tanking, print journalism is tanking, so print music journalism is the most exciting place you could hope to be. In seriousness, it's an awesome job, I feel fortunate every day to have it, but I'm not sure it'll ever launch me comfortably into the middle class. I think I may never own a home; maybe I won't be able to hold on to all the music I love for posterity either. Maybe formats—or other, larger paradigms—will shift and force people of my class situation to leave certain things behind. I think record collections, as opposed to mp3 collections, will only become increasingly a thing of class privilege rather than of ardent music fandom (I suppose it was always this way; perhaps music fans of less means have just moved from dubbed cassettes to mp3s).</p>

<p>Sacrilege, maybe, but as much as I love the look and feel of vinyl, records are only of marginally more value to me than the equivalent mp3s. Or: If I have to, I can let record collecting go. At least it'll be easier to move when rising rent finally prices me out my current place.</p>]]></description>
				 <author>Eric Grandy</author>
         <link>http://lineout.thestranger.com/2008/09/the_death_of_the_record_collection</link>
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         <pubDate>Tue, 16 Sep 2008 12:45:58 -0800</pubDate>
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         <title>Caribou Barbi Profile, Song Yanked from MySpace</title>
         <description><![CDATA[<p>Remember this <a href="http://lineout.thestranger.com/2008/09/first_song_about_sarah_palin">post</a> from Tuesday? Treasure those memories, because Rupert Murdoch’s minions have <a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=411815947">deleted the MySpace page</a> containing the <strong>anti-Sarah Palin ditty</strong> titled, with scathing wit, <strong>“Caribou Barbi.”</strong> Such a pity—it was a real toe-tapper and it surely swayed some fence-sitting Americans to vote Obama come November. </p>

<p>Tip: Sarah S.<br />
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				 <author>Dave Segal</author>
         <link>http://lineout.thestranger.com/2008/09/caribou_barbi_profile_song_yanked_from_m</link>
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         <category>Teh Internets</category>
         <pubDate>Thu, 11 Sep 2008 17:26:01 -0800</pubDate>
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         <title>First Song About Sarah Palin?</title>
         <description><![CDATA[<p> <a href="http://www.myspace.com/cariboubarbi">Caribou Barbi</a> weigh in on the controversial Republican Vice President candidate with a song titled <a href="http://www.myspace.com/cariboubarbi">“Caribou Barbi.” </a>Their pop-rock ditty is musically pleasant and amiable while detailing in sound bites—hers and her supporters'—why she might not be a salubrious addition to the national political landscape (“Sarah Palin will overturn Roe vs. Wade while voting for the death penalty in the same breath”; “She’s a disciple of the Lord Jesus Christ before she’s a mayor”; and the refrain goes, “There’s blood in the oil of Alaska”). We're guessing the whole thing has been approved by Team Obama). </p>

<p><img alt="l_c2e2e76979d9b414bc048e314da1cb1c.jpg" src="http://lineout.thestranger.com/files/2008/09/l_c2e2e76979d9b414bc048e314da1cb1c.jpg" width="240" height="240" /></p>

<p>The goal with this tune seems to be to sugarcoat a bitter pill with toe-tapping, accessible music. It’s undeniably catchy and carries a strong message (in a nutshell: Palin’s a Christ-mad, oil-drunk fool), but perhaps it's not the knockout blow one was hoping for—sonically, anyway. <br />
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				 <author>Dave Segal</author>
         <link>http://lineout.thestranger.com/2008/09/first_song_about_sarah_palin</link>
         <guid>http://lineout.thestranger.com/2008/09/first_song_about_sarah_palin</guid>
         <category>Politics</category>
         <pubDate>Tue, 09 Sep 2008 15:38:04 -0800</pubDate>
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         <title>The Perils of Crate-Digging</title>
         <description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://stefanglerum.blogspot.com/">Stefan Glerum’s blog</a> has a wonderfully illustrated guide to the pitfalls of spending inordinate amounts of time searching for vinyl. Enjoy the rueful pangs of self-recognition—or not.</p>

<p><img alt="you%27ll%2Bdig%2Bdeep%2Bcopy.jpg" src="http://lineout.thestranger.com/files/2008/09/you%27ll%2Bdig%2Bdeep%2Bcopy.jpg" width="400" height="400" /><br />
 <br />
Tip: <a href="http://kathleencfennessy.blogspot.com/">Kathy Fennessy</a><br />
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				 <author>Dave Segal</author>
         <link>http://lineout.thestranger.com/2008/09/the_perils_of_cratedigging</link>
         <guid>http://lineout.thestranger.com/2008/09/the_perils_of_cratedigging</guid>
         <category>Dust Bin</category>
         <pubDate>Tue, 09 Sep 2008 10:04:23 -0800</pubDate>
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         <title>LOL Cats Do Metallica</title>
         <description><![CDATA[<p>If you still think LOL cats are funny, like I (without shame) do, then you'll want to <a href="http://imagechan.com/images/af20907621cbf76cee7547ec0d37e676.jpg">click here</a>.<br />
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				 <author>Megan Seling</author>
         <link>http://lineout.thestranger.com/2008/09/lol_cats_do_metallica</link>
         <guid>http://lineout.thestranger.com/2008/09/lol_cats_do_metallica</guid>
         <category>Teh Internets</category>
         <pubDate>Mon, 08 Sep 2008 11:25:43 -0800</pubDate>
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         <title>Perez Hilton Luvz Natalie Portman’s Shaved Head</title>
         <description><![CDATA[<p>Over the weekend the celeb-blogger <a href="http://perezhilton.com/2008-09-07-watch-listen-thats-so-hot">posted the video</a> for the song “Sophisticated Side Ponytail," which no doubt earned the local beard-obsessed band a whole slew of new attention.</p>

<p>It’s right up there with the news about <a href="http://perezhilton.com/2008-09-07-eff-with-gary-coleman-and-hell-hit-you-with-his-car">Gary Coleman hitting a dude with his car</a> and Amy Winehouse actually <a href="http://perezhilton.com/2008-09-07-wino-makes-it-onstage-for-bestival">showing up (late) for a gig</a>.</p>]]></description>
				 <author>Megan Seling</author>
         <link>http://lineout.thestranger.com/2008/09/perez_hilton_luvz_natalie_portmans_shave</link>
         <guid>http://lineout.thestranger.com/2008/09/perez_hilton_luvz_natalie_portmans_shave</guid>
         <category>Teh Internets</category>
         <pubDate>Mon, 08 Sep 2008 11:16:38 -0800</pubDate>
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