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Apr. 11
Print Edition for the week of
Apr. 11 - 17, 2012
Vol. 21, No. 32
Savage Love
Premarital Counseling
by Dan Savage
New Column!
Infuriate a Monkees Fan!
I, Anonymous
You Got Me Wet
by Anonymous
Film/TV
Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown
The Fierce and Fragile Femmes of
Applause
and
Natural Selection
by David Schmader
The Cabin in the Woods
: A Horror Movie Nerd's Delight
by Paul Constant
Art House
The Iron Lady
: A Bad Film About a Great Person
by Charles Mudede
Detention
:
The Breakfast Club
Meets
The Hunger Games
by Amy Scott
I Love Television
God Doesn't Like You Much
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Bully
: The Kids Are Assholes, the Adults Are Even Worse
by Megan Seling
Music
The Costello Show
The Angry Young Man Turned Reasonably Placid Elder Statesman Returns with His Spectacular Spinning Songbook
by David Schmader
Gotta Have That Funk (Because My Boss Says So)
After I Made a Joke About Not Liking Funk, Grant Brissey and Christopher Frizzelle Made Me Listen to All the Funk Music in Seattle
by Megan Seling
Up & Coming
Lose your R&B loverman every night this week!
by Stranger Staff
Chuckletown, USA
Showgirls
Hosted by David Schmader
by Cienna Madrid
Data Breaker
The Black Seeds, Hush Hush, Paper Diamond, Flarelight
by Dave Segal
Sound Check
Odd Future's Hodgy Beats Controls His Mind in the Mayhem
by Trent Moorman
My Philosophy
On the Road with Shabazz Palaces
by Larry Mizell Jr.
Complaints Box
All Tour Journals Suck
by Chris Jury
Underage
Odd Future, Yuni in Taxco, Special Explosion, Shogun Barbi
by Jackson Hathorn
The Homosexual Agenda
Friday the 13th
, Adé, and
Showgirls
by Adrian Ryan
Theater
Mitt Romney and Judas Iscariot
A Review of
The Last Days of Judas Iscariot
by Brendan Kiley
A Review of
Death, Sex: Election Season
by Paul Constant
Visual Art
Contextual Healing
Making Mends
, from Mountains of Salt to Atomic War and Back
by Jen Graves
Is That It?
Search a Tiny House for Art in South Lake Union
by Anna Minard
Books
Tour de Force
Trash-Talking in Strangers' Basements with Dorothy Allison and Michelle Tea
by Catherine R. Smyka
Hoarders: Extreme Nerd Edition
Otaku Spaces
Looks Inside the Collections of the Antisocial
by Paul Constant
Food & Drink
The Unstoppable Fried Chicken
Plus Whiskey and Hawaiian Food at Ma'ono
by Bethany Jean Clement
Happiest Hour
Bernard's on Seneca
by Marti Jonjak
Chow Bio
Mark McConnell and Cecilia Rikard
by Sarah Galvin
Features
Seattle Subway
The Plan to Stop Talking and Start Building Lines to Ballard and West Seattle
by Dominic Holden
The Rush to Prohibit Kratom
A leaf that might be able to wean people off opiates without serious withdrawal symptoms has entered the market. So why are officials who haven’t studied the science yet scrambling to ban it?
by Brendan Kiley
News
More Teeth
City's New Breast-Feeding Regulations Would Fine Prudish Businesses
by Cienna Madrid
Bully Pulpit
New Catholic Bishop Turns Seattle Masses Into Anti-Gay Political Rallies
by Dominic Holden
Sources Say
The Hottest Tips from the Coldest Tippers
by George Zimmerman
Podcasts
Savage Love Episode 287
by Dan Savage
Text From South Lake Union
Demons Rising from Epic Vats of Soul-Ooze
by Sherman Alexie
Worn Out
Matador Wear at the Saint
by Marti Jonjak
Public Editor
A Critical Overview of
The Stranger
by A. Birch Steen, Stranger Public Editor and OSHA Board of Governors Member (Retired)
Suggests
Etgar Keret
by Paul Constant
‘Whores’ Glory’
by David Schmader
‘Colors of the Oasis: Central Asian Ikats’
by Jen Graves
D’Ambrosio Gelateria Artigianale
by Megan Seling
Add-a-Ball
by Anna Minard
‘Damsels in Distress’
by David Schmader
In a Silent Way: The Music of Electric Miles Davis
by Charles Mudede
Last Days
The Week in Review
by David Schmader
Letters to the Editor
Adrian Ryan Is a "Dumb Ass Retarded Faggot"
Monkees Fans Deluge
The Stranger
with Angry Letters
Northwest Medical Marijuana Guide
Holy Shit, It's Our Medical Marijuana Guide!
by Stranger Staff
Not Just Pot Doctors
Medical Cannabis Professionals Handle More Than You Think
by Cienna Madrid
Intruder Alert
Some Say an Invasion of Out-of-State Bud Is Driving Down Cannabis Quality
by Dominic Holden
A Good Dispensary Is Hard to Find
In Search of a Place That Knows Their Shit
by Christopher Frizzelle
Cannabis Calendar
Things to Do with Pot in 2012