There's yet another Smiths compilation out apparently, which makes today as good a time as any to wonder: What's the best Best Of the Smiths? I tend towards Louder Than Bombs, despite its incompleteness, both for sheer volume and because it was the first Smiths record I ever owned (confession: I bought it because I couldn't remember which band was the Smiths and which was Catherine Wheel [I was young]; I think I was actually trying to buy Catherine Wheel, but, boy, did I luck out there).
Of course, no Smiths compilation is perfect. But, if you're building your own best of, what absolutely must be included, and what absolutely must be omitted? I'll get things rolling: "Cemetery Gates" must appear; "Meat is Murder" must not.
Evidently, if you want something signed by Ringo Starr, he's "got too much to do," andas of October 20 he's no longer signing anything sent to him. Instead, "it's gonna be tossed."
Thanks to Danny for the tip.
This morning, I met Gatsby of Cancer Rising (a.k.a. Larry Mizell Jr of My Philosophy) in the women's fragrance department at the downtown Bon Marche. Smells and body sprays moistened the Monday air and we spoke:
Why are we in the fragrance department? Why here?
Gatsby: Why not?
What were you for Halloween?
I was Fatty McBlipster: purple hoodie, tight jeans, Jordans, fanny pack, Raybans, rag around my neck and a U-lock, in my back pocket. Deliciously ironic, no? Probably not. I think most of the people that saw me thought it was just another day at the office. At one point I found myself standing outside of the Diplo show, and I think I was in danger of opening a hole in the fabric of space/time.
What was the best costume you saw?
Absolutely the girl dressed as Janelle Monae. I think it made her night when a car full of people raucously recognized her, and it certainly made ours.
How was Cancer Risings recent show at the J&M in Pioneer Square?
It fucking sucked. The top two reviews on the J&M's Citysearch page are tales of young ladies getting roofied.
When and where is your next show?
Let's see. November 19th at Nectar. We're (along with Grynch and Fatal Lucciauno) opening for Detroit's Royce Da 5'9", one of our favorite MC's of all time. We're pretty stoked for this. Royce is a beast. He used to be Eminem's protege long ago but for the last few years he could easily get in Em's ass IMHO.
Whats the latest in the world of Cancer Rising?
Were sorting out beats, drinking beers, and taking it a day at a time. I made a funny lil clip-video for Evryday Bidness and now people on teh internets want me to make them for them as well. We also have another video, like a real one, about to debut for Let's Start Some Shit. We like to wait a year or two after releasing a record before the video's come out. Clever I know.
You have side projects, and side projects for your side projects.
Yes I do, I look for hustles everyday. Nite Owls with Barfly & Mr. Hill, and They Live! Nite Owls is going good, we've played some sweet-ass shows recently, and we're slowly but surely recording new songs. They live! is me and Bruce Illest a.k.a. Djblesone. We have an EP (The Dro Bots Saga) up for free download and so forth. You're definitely gonna hear more from us.
What is going through your mind right now?
My mind is a swirling miasma of scintillating thoughts and turgid ideas. And the smell of Anais Anais makes me think of Grace Jones riding a rhino through the Masai Mara. The rhino has armor on it. Jones is nude and greased.
* (Word spellcheck doesn't recognize the word roofied.)
Got the video game Rock Band 2 on Xbox 360? Then you can conceivably virtua-jam with the Presidents of the United States of America today from 4:30-9:00 p.m. Microsoft's promo e-mail about the event says they're playing their side of the game somewhere in Capitol Hill--dunno where, feel free to stalk. Or, if you fear face-to-face interaction, put on your headset, strap on your plastic Fender, and send an Xbox Live game invite to "PlayPUSA." The game has "Lump" in it by default, and "Dune Buggy" is available for an additional $2 or so, so, you know, your request options are limited.
They're playing tonight at Neumos (as posted in this morning's "Tonight in Music" post), and Line Out has a pair of tickets to give away. Local H and Japanese Motors are also on the bill.
The first person to e-mail lineout@thestranger.com with Electric Six in the subject line and their first and last name in the body of the e-mail will get the tix. You must be at least 21 years old, as it is not an all-ages show.
UPDATE: The tickets have been won. Thanks to everyone who entered.
Starfucker by Anna Ryon from the Strangr Flickr pool
Starfucker, Half/Yogurt, Saturday @ the VERA Project
I only caught a little more than half of Half/Yogurt's opening set. Half-Yogurt, according to the show's billing featured "members of PWRFL Power"; in fact, like PWRFL Power, Half/Yogurt featured only adorable guitar phenom Kaz Nomura, playing instrumental songs on electric guitar that he'd half written that morning and half improvised on the spot. The songs had long, cutesy, funny titles like, "Everyone Thinks Their Pets Are the Cutest, But They All Look the Same to Me," "She Tells Me She Is Broke More Often Now 'Cause I have Given Her $50 Out Of the Blue In the Past," and "Hey, Girl, Why Did You Invite Me Into the Bathroom and then Urinate in Front of Me?"
That last one, Nomura explained, was inspired by actual events that went down the night before at Shorty's. Apparently, in the first part of the set, he'd eaten some spoonfuls of yogurt, spilling some, and now he observed, "I thought I could drink yogurt like water, but it's actually drying my throat." He explained how one of his songs revolved around and departed from a simple, three-chord theme. He said, "This is my second time performing as Half/Yogurt, and every time it gets...(long pause)...dreamier, I guess?" The actual songs were pretty dreamy, with Nomura alternately playing seated on his amp or standing, one moment picking out delicate melodies and strumming odd chords, another shredding up and down the fret board with spidery, precisely tapping fingers. He concluded the set by saying that he had no shirts or cds to sell for Half/yogurt, but that he'd be selling his guitar for $700.
Next, hot-shit Portland trio Starfucker handily lived up to their growing hype (and have caused me to reconsider their debut album with more enthusiasm). Obviously, Im a sucker for the foul-mouthed bandsFuck, the Fucking Champs, Fuck Buttons, Holy Fuck, I love you allbut Starfucker are much more than an eye-grabbing moniker. The band began their set with two members making looped ambient noise for several minutes (here they resembled Holy Fuck in more than just profanity) before their third member joined them at an electric piano, the noise ebbed, and they launched into one of their filtered, off-kilter, feedback-riddled pop songs.
They played several songs off of their self-titled debut album, including highlights Florida, German Love, Laadeedaa, and Rawnald Gregory Erickson the Second, enlivening them with dual drumming, live loops, and vocals so filtered and processed that their between song banter was almost incomprehensible.
A lot of bands try really hard, too hard, to be funthey wear silly costumes, write willfully stupid songs, beam big stage smilesbut Starfucker are just genuinely fun (though not without silly outfits), burying funky drum breaks under catchy melodies and playing with an infectious overabundance of energy (the bassist/drummer, when playing a drum beat that didnt require all his limbs, would stomp the floor with his extra foot or beat inaudibly on a practice pad with his spare drumstick; the guitarist ditched his instrument to bust some goofy dance moves that look like they were honed by battling with Panther and YACHT). They elicited more inspired dancing than Ive seen at the VERA for a while. I hope they come back to Seattle soon.
There's a fantastic piece in the October 27 New York magazine--if you haven't picked up New York in a couple years, it's newly awesome (cuz it's edited by Adam Moss)--about Howard Wolfson, Hillary Clinton's communications honcho during the primary battle, now a cable-news pundit. He's also a big indie rock fan.
One of the great little anecdotes in the story? The fight over what would be Hillary Clinton's campaign song.
On at least one occasion during the Clinton campaign, his musical and political interests merged. When Hillary Clinton needed a campaign song, "I took it incredibly seriously," Wolfson says. "We had this elaborate committee set up." Wolfson lobbied hard to use KT Tunstall's "Suddenly I See." But the song ultimately got blackballed because it had the word hell in it. The campaign defaulted, over Wolfson's strenuous objections, to what he calls "the lowest common denominator" of Celine Dion. "I said then, 'We're going to lose because of this.'" He is, and was, joking, but then the conversation takes a more earnest turn. "'Suddenly I See' would have been perfect," he murmurs. It's about a young woman realizing what she can be. It's about possibility." He takes a long pause. "Oh, what could have been."
I kinda think maybe the Celine Dion song had more to do with HRC going down in flames than even Wolfson realizes. Remember how its announcement came after much speculation and build-up and buzz? And everyone took the news, even the HRC diehards here in the office, as a punch to the gut--yet one more sign that the campaign was tone deaf and out of touch? And then, of course, Celine Dion is Canadian...
The CMA Award's Announce Nominees: And it's a bunch of the same artists as last year.
Yet Another M.I.A. Cover: Of Montreal are releasing a 7" single with their version of "Jimmy" (as well as a new song of their own), on November 25.
Good Call, Jeff Tweedy: Wilco stops the Blu-Ray release of I Am Trying to Break Your Heart.
RIP: Singer Yma Sumac has died of cancer; Police confirm Def Jam boss shot himself.
The Reason Joaquin Phoenix Is Retiring From Movies?: Music.
Van Morrison will be performing live in its entirety his 1968 album, Astral Weeks at Hollywood Bowl, and Santa Monica, California radio station KCRW is going to webcast it. You can hear the show Fri. Nov. 7, 8 pm Pacific time here.
Lester Bangs Desert Island album, Astral Weeks is regarded by tens of thousands of people with really excellent musical taste as a heartbreaking work of staggering genius, a poetic epic of pastoral jazz folk and soulful Irish vocalese. Download it into your DNA at your earliest convenience.
Press release after the jump; video of "Astral Weeks" below.
Electric Six, Local H, Japanese Motors
(Neumos) Ex-Detroit disco-metal clowns Electric Six strut loudly and carry a big shtick. Their 15 minutes of fame (in Britain anyway) expired in 2003, but E6 continue to ply their heavy-handedalbeit sometimes funnysonic snark as a glam-rock pick-up group for front man Dick Valentine's ironic bluster. On this tour, they're supporting the mediocre Flashy, which reveals that much of their former "danger" and "high voltage" have dissipated. New Vice Records artists Japanese Motors are one of Orange County's greatest rock hopes in 2008which doesn't exactly speak well of OC's rock talent pool. That being said, if you like the Strokes, you will find Japanese Motors to be proficient emulators... of a band considerably indebted to Television and Lou Reed. JM's self-titled debut disc is peppy, no-risk rock from handsome surfer dudes. DAVE SEGAL
Sunburned Hand of the Man, Franklin's Mint, Diminished Men
(Sunset) Massachusetts's communal-jam commandos Sunburned Hand of the Man are hippiesbut hippies with more free jazz than free love in their genes. On any given night, though, SHOTM could morph into something else: kosmische couriers who make Krautrocksampler author Julian Cope delirious; perpetual percussion machines who rehabilitate the drum-circle concept; Funkadelic disciples who (thankfully) don't know when to quit; or who knows what. SHOTM's Four Tetproduced Fire Escape (2007) shows they can incorporate electronic elements without losing their trance- inducing zest to quest. Drummer John Moloney's the de facto leader of this free-floating, psychotropic circus, and, due to his impeccable taste and instincts, he will guide this juggernaut to the center of your mindand vigorously tweak your opioid receptors. DAVE SEGAL
DragonForce, Turisas, Powerglove
(Showbox Sodo) I know, I want to hate DragonForce, too. The clichéd fantasy-metal lyrics, the two- minute-long masturbatory guitar solos, everything dripping with heavy production. It all seems too goofy to be taken seriously, but they're too serious about it to be a joke. But no matter what you think of the music, you can't deny that the dudes really do put on an entertaining showto a ridiculous degree. There are trampolines and tsunami-strength fans involved. There are lots of lights and lasers and leather, and at least one man with hair grown down way past his ass. So whether you're up front, reveling in their every move, or standing in the back, mocking them during the "ballad," for the hour or so they're on stage, you're sure to at least be entertained by the sheer spectacle of it all. MEGAN SELING