Foo Fight!: The Foo Fighters will be guest stars on an upcoming episode of Top Chef. It's possible that I'm the only person who thinks this is awesome.
Healing Well: Travis Barker is back in the studio.
That's One Way to Find Inspiration: Michael Jackson has a $350,000 "brain guru," paid to "get his creative juices flowing." He is, of course, not the one footing the bill.
That Stinks: Prince is being sued by a perfume company.
Breakin' the Law: Suge Knight faces drug, battery charges.
Well he shows it and says it himself in his new video for the old song "My Brain Is Working Overtime."
There's no embed code, so you have to visit weezer.com to watch it.
The song will appear on his second solo release Alone II: The Home Recordings Of Rivers Cuomo, which will be in stores next Tuesday.
Fact reports on the (maybe question mark maybe not) impending end of LCD Soundsytem. Let the rumor mill roll:
Hot Chip's ginger-mopped Al Doyle, who moonlights as guitarist for LCD Soundsystem, told BBC 6 Music that the latter project is "on permanent hold":
"I don't think James is going to do anything more under that name [LCD Soundsystem]. I think he'd like to do something with the same personnel possibly next year.
Meanwhile, Murphy has given an interview to the NME which apparently contradicts Doyle, and suggests the third LCD Soundsystem album is in its embryonic stages:
"I write all my music in my head, I never demo," claims Murphy, perhaps a little spuriously. "I get to a point where there are too many songs and I have to get them recorded. I recently felt that. I've got eight in my head - that's critical mass."
(ht: Idolator)
Misery loves company. I can't not show you this. Ladies and gentlemen, the worst video, the worst song, my worst experience of 2008:
My favorite line: "Convertible top, and the wheels spin/I can taste that ice when my grill is in. If you want me baby feel me in/'cause I don't waste my time with lesbians."
Fuuuuuuuuck. It's awful. I'm sorry I put you through that.
Now that it's over, cleanse your pallet here.
R&B poptart Rihanna (Umbrella-ella-ella) has a new video for her song "Rehab" — which would mean absolutely nothing to anyone except for the fact that JUSTIN FREAKING TIMBERLAKE IS ALL UP IN THIS MESS!! The video is all about Rihanna and JT's tortured desert relationship (and here I was thinking Justin was still in a city relationship with that skank Jessica Biel). Anyway, Rihanna dresses like a stripper while Justin dresses like George Michael in the "Faith" video. And while they don't seem very happy with each other, they do a shit-ton of "smoldering." I hope these two crazy kids can get their relationship back together... otherwise, their tiny trailer is going to seem a lot smaller.
CHECK IT OUT! (By the way, am I the only person who thinks Rihanna sounds a little like Mr. Haney from Green Acres?)
For the music/web department at The Stranger!
If you love music, love writing, love writing about music, love taking pictures at rock shows, and want to experience what it's like to work for The Stranger, then e-mail your resume and a couple writing samples to megan@thestranger.com.
Enthusiasm is more important than experience, in this case. Your writing samples don't have to have been published anywhere—you can write up a favorite CD or a recent show if you'd like. And if you fancy yourself a photographer, include a link to some of your work (not required, but a plus, and a Flickr page is fine).
For the internship you'll only be required to come to the office a couple times a week, and we're pretty flexible with days. But we're not flexible with flakiness, so only e-mail if you're reliable and not a jerk.
In my brief time spent in Southern California, I had the pleasure of frequently witnessing the DJ skills of the Gaslamp Killer. He was one of the few solar-flare bright spots during those mostly musically anemic OC days.
A resident of the highly respected Low End Theory weekly in LA, GLK (William Bensussen) is a hyperkinetic maniac behind the decks, giving eclecticism a renewed sense of vigor, scratching like a mofo, and talking entertaining shit on the mic off the top of his dome. His sets ranged from the filthiest new hiphop to the Flying Lotus school of abstract beat science to obscure vintage funk and psych rock to 10cc’s “The Worst Band in the World” (one of J Dilla’s secret weapons, by the way), and much more.
Anyway, the fine monthly publication LA Record has a cover story on the GLK up on its site, and it’s a good intro to this on-the-rise 26-year-old DJ, who’s played the legendary Andy Votel’s B-Music night in Manchester, England. Keep a close watch on this one.

Tonight at the Sunset*: a benefit for Jamie Spiess of Husbands, Love Your Wives featuring the so-solid lineup of the Moondoggies, the Maldives, Final Spins, the Banyans, and Grand Hallway (as well as perhaps some Husbands, Love Your Wives sing alongs to close out the night). All proceeds will go towards helping Spiess cover medical costs stemming from a recent hospitalization for depression and post-traumatic stress disorder. Suggested donation is $8.
Spiess writes:
im just trying to spread the word that depression is a serious issue in this town, and people need to treat it before they end up where i did. it was a terrible place, and there are rough times ahead for sure.make sure that you mention what i am mostly in need of hugs and good friends around tonight.
you could also mention that i am releasing (packaging right now)
a song-more story telling song swap that i have been doing with damien jurado while he has been in europe and unable to be with me. also, a song joe from the final spins wrote a song for me in the hospital and that will be on there, as well of two of my songs dealing with this story to close.so the little ep is nameless of yet
but tracks are
1. from her hospital bed- from jamie to damien
2. tell me you'll go on-from damien to jamie
3. another sunny day-from joe to jamie
4. coffenberry lake-by jamie spiess
5. i love my ghost- song by jamie spiessits a story tale of friends thru the hardest time and these songs will never go outside of these few cds. im giving them for free or for donations just to thank people.
* I nearly cried with joy when I opened the Sunset's webpage and it didn't resize my fucking browser anymore! Welcome to the 21st, Sunset! Now, if we could just get Spiess to do something about that damn comma in her band name...
O'Death, Hillstomp, Gravelroad
(High Dive) O'Death hail from the Brooklyn borough of New York City, but they sound more like they reside in a rural shack in the Appalachians, where presumably they would fund their intentionally raw recordings by selling handmade folk crafts and moonshine. A few elements serve to dislocate this band from Brooklyn to Bumfuck—fiddle, banjo, clangorous drums that sound like they could only have been played that loud in the middle of nowhere—but nothing transports the band so much as lead singer Greg Jamie's slightly feral, possibly moonshine-blind yelps. O'Death tag themselves as "gothic/country/punk" on that most ubiquitous of social networking sites, and indeed, what most separates them from similar sets of city slickers with country affectations is a dark, deranged vibe so pronounced as to border on burlesque. ERIC GRANDY
In Flames, Gojira
(Showbox Sodo) During the early '90s, in Gothenburg, Sweden, In Flames (along with At the Gates and Dark Tranquility) decided to put some chocolate in their peanut butter and add melody to death metal. It was a great idea to mix brutal drumming, scalding riffs, and growls with soaring melodies. At least it was, like, 20 years ago. Nowadays, the genre's a dead horse that's been processed into something closer to emo hardcore than death metal. So that sucks. But In Flames still have a couple bushels of old songs that defined the genre and will inspire some mighty whipping of dreads. The second they start playing "Moonshield," it won't matter how good melodic death metal is now, because at one point it was the best. SHANE MEHLING
The rest of today's music listings can be found in our online calendar. Have at 'em!
Will hip-hop have to change it up now?