Misery loves company. I can't not show you this. Ladies and gentlemen, the worst video, the worst song, my worst experience of 2008:
My favorite line: "Convertible top, and the wheels spin/I can taste that ice when my grill is in. If you want me baby feel me in/'cause I don't waste my time with lesbians."
Fuuuuuuuuck. It's awful. I'm sorry I put you through that.
Now that it's over, cleanse your pallet here.