R&B poptart Rihanna (Umbrella-ella-ella) has a new video for her song "Rehab" — which would mean absolutely nothing to anyone except for the fact that JUSTIN FREAKING TIMBERLAKE IS ALL UP IN THIS MESS!! The video is all about Rihanna and JT's tortured desert relationship (and here I was thinking Justin was still in a city relationship with that skank Jessica Biel). Anyway, Rihanna dresses like a stripper while Justin dresses like George Michael in the "Faith" video. And while they don't seem very happy with each other, they do a shit-ton of "smoldering." I hope these two crazy kids can get their relationship back together... otherwise, their tiny trailer is going to seem a lot smaller.

CHECK IT OUT! (By the way, am I the only person who thinks Rihanna sounds a little like Mr. Haney from Green Acres?)