Monday, November 24, 2008

"We're Punks, We Break the Law"

Posted by Eric Grandy on Mon, Nov 24, 2008 at 11:40 AM

Vivian Girls at Nectar last night was just heavenly. The band played about a half hour, mixing songs from their self-titled debut (faves: "Tell the World," "Wild Eyes," which was "dedicated to Hottie McHotterson, whoever he is"], and "Such a Joke") with songs from 7"s and a Beach Boys cover (revoke my credentials, but I couldn't recognize the song through their droney treatment [update: it's "Girl Don't Tell Me," available on a 7" that they didn't have for sale last night]). They sounded perfect, all laconic vocal harmonies, bright brash melodies, and simultaneously steady and rickety rhythms. Also, they are terribly charming. After talking about the smell of the sound guy's chewing gum (watermelon), they joked about how they can't chew gum and play at the same time ("what do you think we are, Mariah Carey?"). The band remarked on the weird layout of Nectar, and then gave TacocaT a ringing shout-out, endorsing them as “the best band in the world” (I give up already, TacocaT—you win).

The band also handled with good humor the Washington State Liquor Control Board’s Puritanism (seriously, those guys are one buckled hat away from regulating witchcraft) regarding drinking onstage, which bands can’t because they’re supposedly club employees in the eyes of the WSLCB (though they don’t make minimum wage or receive other benefits of employment). Vivian Girls couldn’t take drinks onstage, their singer said, but “if someone buys us three whiskey shots, we’ll break the law—we’re punks, we break the law.” Later, they pantomimed drinking out of imaginary pint glasses. At the end of their too brief set, Kickball Katy handed her bass off to drummer Ali Koehler, then took over on the drums, tapping out a halfhearted beat as her bandmates left the stage, like she didn't want it to end either.

Later, Love Is All’s frontwoman wondered if her mic cord was long enough for her to walk offstage and drink; it was. A digression: WSLCB, this regulation is retarded; it doesn’t even keep people from being drunk onstage if they want to be, it only inconveniences their drinking for the half hour or hour they’re performing. And it’s making Seattle the butt of a lot of jokes—this is the third of fourth time I’ve heard touring bands ragging on Seattle in the last month for this shit, and deservedly so. (A possible new slogan for the Seattle City of Music initiative: “Seattle: We're not as bad as Utah!” Think about it, guys.) Love is All were cute and professional and fun, and a couple of their songs are catchy as hell, but Vivian Girls were the overwhelming highlight of the night and kind of a tough act to follow.

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That regulation does suck. It's also pretty much only new venues that are monitored by the LCB, resulting in a confusing inconsistency of enforcement. When you tell people this is the law they look at you like you're crazy and say "but I drank at my show at [other club] last week!"
Posted by Levislade on November 24, 2008 at 11:49 AM
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What #1 said. I see bands drink onstage all the time when I go out. Guess you just have to play the right venues.

Also, a band playing drunk loses a bit of it's appeal when they aren't actually drinking on stage. Then they just come across as assholes.
Posted by Chamber of Commerce on November 24, 2008 at 12:55 PM
3
Yeah, drinking on stage is totally punk rock.
Posted by dan10things on November 24, 2008 at 3:58 PM
4
I don't get it, dan, do you agree with the WSLCB that it should be illegal? Because that would be really punk rock!
Posted by Eric Grandy on November 24, 2008 at 4:10 PM
5
naw, being a 'music' 'editor' that only talks about nu-rave music and blows major label goats is fucking punk rock!
Posted by Dan should be the music editor at least he knows whats up on November 24, 2008 at 4:39 PM
6
Vivian Girls are totally a major label nu-rave act! Thanks for the always insightful commentary, anonymous troll.
Posted by Eric Grandy on November 24, 2008 at 4:58 PM
7
Eric,
Please do not give up the good fight. Taccocat is shite. Don't let 'em beat you down!
Posted by lil heat on November 24, 2008 at 5:43 PM
8
That Seattle City of Music thing comes off more as a joke day by day....
Posted by NATHan on November 24, 2008 at 5:45 PM
9
The old guard good ol' boys that run the liquor board couldnt give 2 boogers about music in Seattle if it doesn't come out of a phonograph.
Posted by jon.e.rock on November 25, 2008 at 9:53 AM
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@5, I'm too old to be the music editor, it's more fun being a snarky old man anyway. You kids, get off my lawn!

@4, slow down there Mr. Grandy, we're on the same page, I was only poking fun the band calling themselves punk for breaking drinking laws.

Of course the law is ridiculous, it's also broken in most venues. Shit, one club in town wouldn't let me drink when I DJed, talk about taking half the fun out of the gig. Washington State's liquor and club laws are waaaay out of date, they're far more restrictive than what clubs have to deal with in most other states.

Hey Mayor Fathead, want to truly make Seattle a music friendly town? Ditch the useless talk, ditch the industry happy hours, bag the expensive dog and pony shows at The Paramount, and actually work towards changing our archaic liquor laws and repressive club taxes and fees. Let clubs do what they do best, highlight local and national music, without being hindered by government's excessive laws, bureaucracy and red tape! Government's role in our music scene is to lessen it's role and let artistic freedom and creativity flow.
Posted by dan10things on November 25, 2008 at 1:28 PM
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I'm confused. I've been playing on stages all over Seattle for almost 13 years now and I've never heard of this no-drinking-on-stage rule until the last month or so. No one ever told me! What gives?
Posted by Matthew on November 27, 2008 at 7:58 AM

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