The multifaceted, pan-genre good-time generator known as Broken Disco will be returning to Chop Suey Jan. 16. Christening vol.02 of the monthly—which will happen every third Friday—will be Frivolous and the Martin Brothers, backed by a gang of talented local DJs. This looks like an early benefit of Chop Suey's hiring of Matt Moroni (a.k.a. DJ Introcut). As someone who lived outside of Seattle during the first incarnation of Broken Disco, I'm stoked to see this promising turn of events.
Press release after the cut.
In its struggle to somehow stay relevant in the online world, Microsoft is going nerd:
When Microsoft hired Qi Lu to run its online business last week, the company trumpted the fact that Lu holds 20 patents.Patents are far from rare at Microsoft—many developers and researchers hold them—but the online business has typically been led by people with a business or marketing background. That hasn't been working out too well, so they're putting a geek in charge.
The Seattle Post Intelligencer's Microsoft reporter, Joe Tartakoff, did a little digging on Tuesday to uncover exactly what kinds of patents Lu holds. Most interesting to me, one of them relates to music.
Specifically, it describes a PC application that could take a snippet of a song or audio file, break it down into component parts, analyze them, and then recommend similar songs.It sounds superficially similar to what Shazam does, but the method is very different and more complicated. From what I can tell, Shazam simply takes a sound sample and matches it against a database with millions of audio files. Getting a fast result requires some fast data crunching, but there's not much deep analysis going on there.
Lu's patent (shared with two other engineers) proposed breaking the song all the way down to very small components like measures and individual notes, analyzing those components to find patterns—for example, a repeated sequence of notes might be the refrain or chorus—and then analyzing the relationships among those parts.For instance, a pop song is typically constructed of several repeated verses and choruses, with a bridge somewhere in the middle. This is how the application would be able to identify and recommend songs that are similar to the song being played.
Instead of Shazam, the end result might have been more like Apple's recently introduced Genius feature, which builds playlists of songs based on the song you're currently playing.
Via Cnet
“We got up at 4:30 am and drove 13 hours to be here. We even put chains on our tires. That’s how much we love you,” announced Ya Ho Wha 13 guitarist Djin Aquarian from the stage at Nectar last night. I for one am glad the California trio made the extraordinary effort.
Playing together for the first time in over three decades, YHW13 sounded robustly psychedelic for dudes who had to be in their late 50s/early 60s. Maybe that’s a testament to their healthy vegetarian diet deriving from Father Yod’s Source Restaurant in Hollywood, as all members looked macrobiotically lean and fit, and not really culty at all.
Bassist Sunflower—who seemed to have breezed in from a Boz Scaggs gig—led the crowd in a kundalini-yoga breathing exercise while drummer Octavius—looking a bit like the writer Harry Crews—pounded out a typical tribal beat and chanted some vowel sounds. Sunflower had us make the star position and breathe deeply 108 times. “The left hand receives, the right hand gives,” Sunflower instructed.
Duly oxygenated, we— approximately 80-100 of us; not bad for a frigid Monday night—received YHW13’s spontaneous musical gifts. The first jam was pretty driving rhythmically, as Djin rubbed and tapped a white implement (that I initially thought was a tampon applicator but after questioning him post-show found out was a bone his dog had retrieved) on his strings, sending shrieking waves of controlled, Sonic Youth-ian guitar skree arcing over the almost funky foundation. Their second track was mellower, more meandering and meditative, although it gradually intensified and became more sinuous.
On one song, Djin sincerely sang, “Bring your love/Bring your light/Be all that I am,” while generating radiant guitar tones like the Police’s Andy Summers. The piece was pretty conventional art rock, if a bit rambling; it actually seemed rehearsed, making me doubt their earlier claim that all of their music is improvised. The set peaked with a tune that paraphrased the beat from Sly & the Family Stone’s “Dance to the Music” and that featured Sunflower’s fantastically addictive, strutting, funky bass line. They followed this with the set’s weakest effort, a ponderous ballad with Djin's vocals sounding washed out and saccharine. YHW13 rallied with their finale, a cruising, motorik freakout that threatened to break into the Velvet Underground’s “Foggy Notion” at any second.
I was fearing the worst from this reunion, but Ya Ho Wha 13 played a fairly rousing, impressive 85-minute set. To show my appreciation, I bought their latest release, Sonic Portation, and it’s very good “still adventurous and out-there old-guys'” psych improv.
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Grumpy old men: Senegalese man opens fire on rap group
Alt pt. 1: My hangover nausea just got worse: Pete Wentz discusses his sex life
Alt pt. 2: The downward spiral: Papa Roach sued by old drummer
Alt pt. 3: My hangover has me worried: Anthony Keidis might have a bum kidney
Alt pt. 4: The saga continues: Rob Zombie confirms Halloween sequel
Beacon of hope: Thorns of Life (ex-Jawbreaker/Crimpshrine) update
The Blue Scholars aren't the only locals with a three-night stay this week—the Cops are hosting the Rock 'n' Roll Circus at the Sunset Thursday, Friday, and Saturday night. Each night is actually a pretty killer line-up.
The Cops headline each show (playing every song from their first EP and both full-lengths, they say), and each night they have different opening guests. Here's how it breaks down:
Thurs 12/18: Cancer Rising, The Bad Things, Widower
Fri 12/19: The Fall of Troy, Kinski, The Whore Moans
Sat 12/20: Spiral Stairs, The Sea Navy, Wallpaper
It's just $10 a ticket each night. As much as I like the Sea Navy and Cancer Rising, I'll probably go Friday. The Whore Moans' new album, Hello From the Radio Wasteland is a great blast of raucous rock and roll, and I've yet to see the new material live.
Also, says the band: "The Cops are going on indefinite hiatus after these shows, so this will likely be your last opportunity to see us perform for awhile."
Visit sunsettavern.com for full info and to buy tickets via TicketWeb.
Now enjoy a clip of the original Rock 'n' Roll Circus—it's the Who playing "A Quick One While He's Away," and it's awesome:
Someone better wear an eyepatch.
Going Twice...
Do you want to see Blue Scholars at Neumos this Saturday, the final night of their three-night run? Of course you do! Common Market and Mad Rad open the show, and according to Mr. Mudede, Mad Rad is the talk of the town right now. The show is 21+, so you gotta be at least that old to enter.
If Saturday night won't work for you (maybe you'll be at the Cops' Rock 'n' Roll Circus at the Sunset?), tickets are still available for Thursday and Friday night's all ages shows. Hit up neumos.com for more information.
And, speaking of circuses! Britney Spears will be bringing the circus to the Tacoma Dome on April 9th, and The Stranger is giving away a pair of tickets to the show (because we're evil and no longer alternative... or something).
Here's a description of the live show via PerezHilton.com:
In the first act, a miserable BritBrit runs away to join the circus, but the circus can only offer her smoke and mirrors, and not the kind of companionship or sense of completion she craves. According to a tour insider, "Brit is seen having fun in this crazy world and falling in love with a circus freak." In the end, Britney escapes the clutches of the circus, and reunited with her family and friends.For her finale, Britney emerges at the end of a rainbow after a specially-affected indoor thunderstorm.
Eat your heart out, Of Montreal.
Simply e-mail lineout@thestranger.com to enter. Put Britney Spears in the subject line, or you might end up with Blue Scholars tickets instead. Which wouldn't be so bad.
If you're not feeling lucky, click here to buy tickets to the Britney show.
No, not the Coldplay Chris Martin, but rather the Kinski Chris Martin. The hard-rockin’ Seattle guitarist surprised the hell out of one Stranger music writer at the Ya Ho Wha 13 show at Nectar Monday night when he revealed that he thinks 808s & Heartbreak “is really good.”
An avowed rap hater (not that Ye’s latest is rap, but still), Martin said he’d listened to West’s oft-panned new opus “six or seven times” and compared it to Marvin Gaye. He even praised Kanye’s use of Autotune, saying it added to the songs’ emotional power. Martin said he especially liked West's performance of "Love Lockdown" on Letterman [see video below].
The Stranger music writer accused Martin of drunken crazy talk, but Martin—who is about the last person The Stranger music writer could imagine defending 808s & Heartbreak—insisted he was happily obsessed with the album. Huh. I guess I’ll have to give it another chance.
In other news, Kinski are working on a cover of Swell Maps’ “International Rescue.” Kinski next perform Fri. Dec. 19 at the Sunset Tavern as part of the Cops’ three-day Rock ’N’ Roll Circus.
This is, quite possibly, the most annoying Christmas song ever. I don't think anyone on the planet likes it except for me. Paul McCartney probably doesn't even like it. The only song more annoying than this one (and also one that I shamelessly listen to come every December) is Band Aid's "Do They Know It's Christmas?"
Their name is Kids & Animals, and they come from Seattle, WA. Their main influence is apparent by just one listen to the song "46th Street":
Hear that? They totally love Modest Mouse. This is a live performance, the mix is a little shakey, but they're not bad. They have a couple more songs available via MySpace too. They're a little loose, it's not perfect, but maybe the reason I like it is because they sound like the band I would've wanted to have when I was a kid and first started listening to Modest Mouse and Built to Spill and all that. Or maybe I just like it 'cause they have a lot of cute pictures of animals where the album art would go.
They're playing the Skylark Cafe January 4th with Black Whales, who I love and adore (and who have a free EP available at blackwhales.com).
In regards to this, TV Coahran writes:
I'm bored. there are good shows happening and there are amazing local bands forming all the time. if i want to know whats up with britney spears and fall out boy, ill subscribe to teen people.im only bitching because the stranger could do a lot to turn people on to new/local/interesting/old/obscure music, but instead spin their wheels musing about chinese democracy. fuck it
TV, and any other readers who may be having trouble here, let me take you by the hand and direct your attention to the music section of this week's Stranger, where you'll find coverage of such new/local/interesting/old/obscure music as:
XBXRX frontman Vice Cooler's sexually explicit teen liberation electro punk act Hawnay Troof
Crazy Californian health food cult/psych band Ya Ho Wha 13
Dave Segal's favorite album, a 1971 prog-jazz headtrip by a band you'd probably never heard of before
Local indie stalwarts the Long Winters
Up & coming locals the Dutchess & the Duke
Midwest acid house king DJ ESP
The return of Seattle rap crew Clockwork
A remix from French trio Minitel Rose
So, yeah, pretty much all wheel-spinning about Chinese Democracy and Fall Out Boy.
Rolling Stone's best of 2008:
Albums of the Year1 | TV on the Radio: Dear Science
2 | Bob Dylan: Tell Tale Signs — The Bootleg
Series Vol. 83 | Lil Wayne: Tha Carter III
4 | My Morning Jacket: Evil Urges
5 | John Mellencamp: Life, Death, Love
and Freedom6 | Santogold: Santogold
7 | Coldplay: Viva la Vida or
Death and All His Friends8 | Beck: Modern Guilt
9 | Metallica: Death Magnetic
10 | Vampire Weekend: Vampire Weekend
John Mellencamp is still taken seriously? Is this true? Is this even possible? John Mellencamp? Either they (RS) or I (CM) live in another world.
There's not a lot happening in the way of live music tonight (see the complete, admittedly bleak listings here) so today's U&Cs instruct you to read a book. But books are for nerds. Might I suggest that, instead, you read the new issue of Chunklet?
That's right: THE NEW ISSUE OF CHUNKLET!
I fucking love this magazine. And there hasn't been a new issue in about three years. That's a long time! The dudes were busy booking comedy tours and festivals and publishing a book and stuff like that. I guess that's cool.
In this issue, "The Last Magazine Ever Printed" issue, there's a bunch of random, funny shit like "Dear Rock Star..." the letters they'd leave rockstars if they could "get backstage at the Echoplex."
Dear Greg Dulli,
If we can accept your John Belishi impression, can you try accepting that we really just want the Afghan Whigs back?
And "Things to Tell a Band Instead of the Truth":
"Dude, I totally saw you up there."
"You guys really knew the shit out of your songs."
"They'd eat that shit up in Philly."
"That laptop on stage was a really good addition to your sound."
As well as the funny-'cause-it's-true "Local for Life"—"If the fates don't want you to play outside your zip code, here's how they'll let you know."
Your "manager" also has the title of "girlfriend."
You call playing in a band "doing the music thang."
You use any of the following fonts in your record's latest "design": Monaco, Courier, Impact, Blippo, Papyrus, Sand or fucking Comic Sans.
And "Your City Really Stinks"—mottos for major cities you'll visit on tour.
Seattle, Washington: Remember us? Neither do we.
Olympia, Washington: Home of America's only riot grrrl mayor!
Portland, Oregon: We're so perfect you can't even move here.
There's so much more that just the random lists. There's also a story about Whirlyball, an interview with underrated comedian Paul F. Thompkins, as well as an "Online Music Journalist Application Form" and a guide to drug awareness. It's a lot funnier in context, page after page, than I'm making it sound right now. I promise. And you can get a copy for about $10 at your local record store, which is more than what you'd pay if you went to the bar tonight. So... just think about it.
Yay, Chunklet! I hope it's not another three years before I see you again.