Monday, January 5, 2009

Memo to the Seattle Music Scene: Chill Out

Posted by Dave Segal on Mon, Jan 5, 2009 at 12:55 PM

In light of the horrible shooting at the Young Soprano/Fatal Lucciauno/etc. gig at Chop Suey Jan. 4, perhaps people could use a refresher course on how to chill.

The concept: Before and after each performer’s set at a gig where the music is generally aggressive (gangsta rap, hardcore punk, death metal, power electronics, etc.), a DJ (preferably one with vast knowledge of beatless music and experience in chillout tents at raves) should play the most tranquil tracks imaginable, be they ambient, new age, spiritual jazz, space rock, minimalist composition, loved-up reggae/dub, etc. Such pacific sounds ideally would ease the room’s tension and perhaps diminish the toxic machismo that tends to flare up when shit-stirring musicians commandeer the stage.

Below are some examples of the music I think would engender peaceful atmospheres at such events. Of course, there is the danger that such unaggressive music could backfire and have the exact opposite affect, but I think this approach should at least be considered as one possible way to instill positive vibrations. (I'm not being flippant; I'm searching for a heretofore untested way to treat a recurring problem.)

Brian Eno, “An Ending (Ascent)”

The Orb, “A Huge Ever Growing Pulsating Brain That Rules from the Centre of the Ultraworld”

Steve Hillage, “Garden of Paradise”

Terry Riley, “A Rainbow in Curved Air”

Fripp & Eno, “Evening Star”

Carlos Santana & John McLaughlin, “A Love Supreme”

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I notice a distinct lack of the lyrics "motherfucker", "nigger", "shit", "bitch", "gat", "ho", etc. etc. etc.

There is another huge difference between these artists and most hip-hop artists, but I just can't put my finger on it..... what could it be?
Posted by Mutherfuckin Shit Bitch Ho Nigger on January 5, 2009 at 1:23 PM
2
If you do this, the only people getting shot will be DJs.
Posted by Jubilation T. Cornball on January 5, 2009 at 1:23 PM
3
dude, it has to be worth a try.
Posted by rtm on January 5, 2009 at 1:26 PM
4
no one reads lineout or takes it seriously.. this is prime example of why
Posted by Yo! MTV Raps! on January 5, 2009 at 1:26 PM
5
I know the premise of this thread was mainly to talk about chill-out music, and it's normally not a bad idea to use a tragedy to segue into this topic.

But the shooting at Chop Suey was a particular poor example, unfortunately, because the suspects weren't even at the event. They opened the door of the venue, took shots, then left. Allegedly, this was gang related. If so, no amount of chilling-out music could have prevented this.
Posted by mackro mackro on January 5, 2009 at 1:29 PM
6
How about some nice Mantovani? Or maybe some Ray Connif Singers? 1001 Strings? Ferante & Teicher?

Shelly Fabre? I love Shelly Fabre!
Posted by Velma Von Tussle on January 5, 2009 at 1:32 PM
7
Quell the crowd with humor.

The Hokey Pokey is a good one.

Yakety Sax.

If the crowd is really asking for it, give 'em the Rick Roll.
Posted by My Name Is URL on January 5, 2009 at 1:34 PM
8
You do realize that the rappers are getting shot over gang beef right? Music, drugs, none of that's going to stop one desparate kid from shooting an MC over beef, end of story.
Posted by Come on, Think A Bit on January 5, 2009 at 1:38 PM
9
Beef. it's what's for dinner.
Posted by breklor on January 5, 2009 at 2:09 PM
10
Where's the beef?
Posted by You_Gotta_Be_Kidding_Me on January 5, 2009 at 2:24 PM
11
@6

Shelly Fabre? Who's Shelly Fabre?
Did you mean Shelley Fabares?

Your sarcasm is not only blunted, it's lost.

As my mom always said, "If it's sloppy...eat it over the sink."
Posted by Paul Petersen on January 5, 2009 at 4:54 PM
12
Hey 11, your mom said that to me too, but she was talking about her pussy. Man, was her pussy sloppy. But she sure could straddle that sink nice. Very flexible for an old broad.
Posted by Mom was sloppy on January 5, 2009 at 5:55 PM
13
I was bathed in a sink 'til I was 2.

Not that sink, but...a sink.

Just sayin'.
Posted by Nevermind on January 5, 2009 at 10:08 PM
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Instead of namby pamby ambient (which I love to DJ, so step off) why not some more triphop-inspired tracks? I'm not saying that clubs should play decade-old Massive Attack and Portishead, no one should do that, but some Lemon Jelly, Gorillaz, Lovage, etc would be a good starter and wouldn't fly right over the heads of the headz.
Posted by NaFun on January 6, 2009 at 8:23 AM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JpJjsHgY…

yes!!

p.s. I hate that you can't use embed code. What kind of cheap shit is that?
Posted by mothrock on January 8, 2009 at 10:25 PM

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