Christopher R. Weingarten is killing it over on Idolator re: the two most important music/internet happenings of the day, Death Cab For Cutie's (light-hearted?) ribbon-wearing campaign against Autotune and SNL's total (intentional?!) flubbing of TV on the Radio's sound on their live broadcast performance.
On Death Cab:
Death Cab For Cutie have taken a political stand against AutoTune, the devil scourge that puts the moral turpitude of our nation's teenagers at risk, exposing them to savage robot noises, leaving them confused and helpless. All that bleeping and blooping and buying of dranks! Thank god there's Ben Gibbard—savior of the flaccid—to speak out about this national dilemma! Death Cab wore suits and blue ribbons (pictured above) to the Grammy Awards to raise awareness of the fact that T-Pain would benefit from the fun, flat sound of a Chris Walla production.Said Gibb:
"Auto-tuning is a digital manipulation, a correction of a singer's voice that is affecting literally thousands of singers today and thousands of records that are coming out... We just want to raise awareness while we're here and try to bring back the blue note... The note that's not so perfectly in pitch and just gives the recording some soul and some kind of real character. It's how people really sing."
On TVOTR (aka "Ayo Blogger Idiots... You Know "Saturday Night Live" Is Screwing With You, Right?"):
The verdict is out: TV On The Radio sucked on Saturday Night Live. The acclaimed critics' darlings, the band whose last Brooklyn show caused The New York Times to boast it was "complete ownership of its sound," the band fresh off a 28-date tour, the band whose sound design is so pristine that it made even Scarlett Johansson wanted to cuddle up with a buncha Billyburg beardos. Yeah, they sucked. Just like Ashlee Simpson, and Kanye, and Fleet Foxes, and Taylor Swift. And, I'm no R. Buckminster Fuller but, is there a pattern here? Maybe since the pattern is "music bloggers passionately taking about how they never miss an episode of Saturday Night Live," and NBC would have to be pretty short-sighted to actually do anything about the musical performances' lousy sound quality instead of just basking in the free publicity. Thanks for taking the bait, suckers! Here's a video of Andy Samberg on a boat!
I just don't know what to believe anymore.
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