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Thursday, February 26, 2009

Back When King Cobra First Opened

Posted by on Thu, Feb 26, 2009 at 9:47 AM

King Cobra is closing after one last blowout bash tomorrow night. Here's what I wrote about the club when it first opened in January of last year (also published in the print edition):

On the second night of King Cobra’s “soft opening,” the new club—opened by the former Kincora crew in the space just vacated by Sugar—is still clearly a work in progress (the club is open for business, but won’t have it’s grand opening until March).

In the black-lit entry way, the woman working the door has a hard time adjusting to the dim light. “It’s so dark in here,” she says, angling my ID to get a better look at the birthdate beneath the glowing green state seals. “What does that say, ’80?”

Inside, the club’s LED lights have been switched from cold purple and blue to warm red and yellow, reflecting off the club’s mirrors and the still-white surfaces. (A friend overheard two employees talking about the color scheme, trying to find a no-green, all-red setting for the lights). A roll-down garage-style door blocks off what used to be Sugar’s dance floor. The brick wall behind the bar has been painted over with a mural of a gothic city skyline, industrial silhouettes studded with the odd skull or “rock’n’roll” banner and looked over by a towering red robot. The robot is pretty cool.

Upstairs, vintage vinyl records—Blondie, Judas Priest—have been centered on the circular mirrors on the black ceiling. There’s a black semi-sphere in one corner that may or may not still conceal a security camera. There’s a mix of non-descript black-upholstered bar stools and Sugar’s mod white plastic high chairs.

A friend describes it as looking like “the cool club you see in the movies—the hip, kind of dangerous club.” The aesthetic confusion—Sugar’s neon modernist décor being gradually overrun with Kincora’s black leather jacket vibe—seems a little like the seedy video arcade from the movies, loitering “bad” kids lit up by colored lights and screens.

A DJ table is set up in the upstairs’ southern corner, and there’s PA speakers standing on tripods. The DJs are playing rock records (at one point, Bobcat came by a friend’s table and asked, “Are you ready for some fucking metal tonight?”). Slats is there.

My friend Lee reports that Friday night’s opening party (I couldn’t make it) was a good turnout and that the food was especially good (“the chicken satay wasn’t just chicken with yellow food dye and peanut sauce, it was really authentic”).

Looking down from the balcony, the dance floor is dark, there’s plywood on the floor and a drum kit set up on the black stage. It’s a big space with a good layout. It should be a good spot to see a show. It will also be interesting to see how it fills up. Lee thinks attendance won’t be a problem because “’rockers’ are more willing to leave their neighborhoods than ‘hipsters’,” suggesting that King Cobra will become a destination for such folks from all over the city rather than just another bar in some insular Capitol Hill circuit.

We’ll see. It is a big space, in a very competitive nightlife scene, and they’re gonna have to fight hard to book bands and DJs that can fill the place up, unless they can afford to leave those garage doors down some nights. Also a little troubling: Despite press releases trumpeting the diversity of the music they plan to book (“everything from hiphop to punk, metal, alt-county, comedy, and even DJs”), all signs last night—the records on the ceiling, the banner in the mural, the metal-head DJs—pointed to a pretty narrowly focused vision.

Still, for tonight, the upstairs tables are all full by 11pm, and the downstairs—blacked-out dance floor excluded—is filling up too. It’s a good scene, and King Cobra’s crew should be pleased.

(I forget to ask if they serve the malt liquor of the same name—next time.)

(And, yes, here's what I wondered before the club opened, single-handedly cursing the place forever.)

 

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Instead of using your death touch on all of these (two) clubs, you should just put on kid gloves and give lukewarm reviews to everyone's bad ideas. Then you could rename this paper Seattle Weekly.
Posted by REAL TALK on February 26, 2009 at 10:18 AM
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While there are obviously a number of factors the led to King Cobra's failure (bad parking, located next to a ton of clubs and bars, less than generous band payouts, quick turnover in bookers, not booking bands that would fill the joint, paying out far too many staff each night), I do think you have to accept the fact that your comments prior to the club opening and reviewing the opening weekend did have at least some influence on readers of The Stranger. It's hard enough to open a new club in this town without the music editor of the most popular alt weekly questioning your survivability from the get go. The behind the scenes problems most rock fans don't see, but what they do see is someone with a lot of press power using it somewhat negatively towards a club. Sure, you also gave them a lot of props and hype too, but the tone did and does have effect. Don't deny it or complain about it, accept that that is part of being a music editor. The Stranger maybe can't make or break a band, label or club, but you can certainly help or hurt one.
Posted by dan10things on February 26, 2009 at 10:25 AM
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Please let it go. As far as I can remember you never wrote about it as much as you have in the last 24 hours. It's just a club and was a risky one, as dan10things mentioned above.
Posted by shamwow guy on February 26, 2009 at 10:37 AM
4
the place sucked
Posted by Bram Stroker on February 26, 2009 at 10:42 AM
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@3: We're covering it now because it's newsworthy when a club closes, just like it's newsworthy when a club opens. Whether it's newsworthy in the time between is up to the club and its bookers.

Posted by Eric Grandy on February 26, 2009 at 10:43 AM
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And, btw, the Stranger did give noteworthy shows at King Cobra regular coverage during its year-or-so-long run.

Posted by Eric Grandy on February 26, 2009 at 10:51 AM
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no you didn't you lying son of a hipster bitch

you had your nose up nuemo and chopsueys assholes.
Posted by FAIL on February 26, 2009 at 11:02 AM
8
well I am certainly eating my words right now...
Posted by Lee on February 26, 2009 at 11:05 AM
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@8 It wasn't a bad theory, it just didn't pan out for this particular establishment.
Posted by Hernandez on February 26, 2009 at 11:26 AM
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i think i agree with dan10things' summation. eric's review just felt like a negative review. i just assumed it was his job to state what he felt. as dan10 points out, perhaps the negative review had an affect on the club. but eric's job isn't to be free advertisement; his job was to report and review.

it seems eric was also correct -- the club did not book the acts/nights necessary to stay in business. his pointing that out didn't make it happen. and i'm sure he wasn't the only person thinking that.

the only thing i find strange that that he doesn't seem to acknowledge that it was a negative review. sometimes you have to say bad things about good people. eric doesn't want to have to defend a negative review when everyone likes the people and place, because that would make him seem like a jerk.

finally, some of the reviews from eric do at times seem like personal attacks. but only he knows for certain. (i'd be a little nervous were he to review some effort of mine.)

king cobra was great, and did have amazing potential. the layout was superb, especially with the balcony above. the floor and stage were amazing, as was the sound. the downstairs was pretty cool, too. i'm bummed it didn't work out as an additional venue.
Posted by infrequent on February 26, 2009 at 11:51 AM
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@10,
i think some people have a problem with Eric's very predictable and fashionable championing of certain trends and bands. He ignores bands, venues and events that he must make some sort of judgement on that is not musical in nature. While the spamming of lineout by some of his 'enemies' is really fucking annoying, i do think he has a real problem covering certain ares of the local music scene. There are 5 or 6 reviews of shows at Neumo's or Chop Suey for every 1 about King Cobra.
I'm not even going to get into the bigger local bands he and the music staff completely ignore that other outlets (Weekly, Girls, Sound) cover. I miss actually discovering cool local bands through the Stranger. Now we get poorly written, wannabe Pitchfork articles on the feelings of the writer about an Of Montreal show. In New York. While he was on vacation. Riveting stuff, really.
Posted by V-two on February 26, 2009 at 12:54 PM
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anyone remember when Grandy accused King Cobra of throwing a "Free Nazi Metal Show"? The same band, Nachtmystium, is playing Neumo's in April and he hasn't said a word. Go fuck yourself Eric.
Posted by ! on February 26, 2009 at 1:12 PM
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@12

you mean "Free (Nazi?) Black Metal @ King Cobra"? the article where it is confirmed Nachtmystium put out their first record on a Nazi label? where they are subsequently quoted as basically explaining that it was cool because they were just trying to get ahead. I'm sorry... I remember playing devil's advocate at the time about the issue and saying metal dudes aren't concerned about PC shit like punks and indie dorks are, but honestly, a band should expect to be called on that shit when they start getting a more mainstream audience. apparently Nachtmystium aren't Nazis, but it's good that someone brings those connections to light and people have a discussion about it, and the band should answer for it. because supporting a big band promoting fascist ideology is unacceptable to me.

also, since the show was free, I doubt King Cobra exactly lost any money thanks to a fucking blog entry. dude at number 11 gets the criticism against Eric perfectly. all the trolls with an axe to grind with him because he said your shirt was stupid need to grow up.
Posted by Lee on February 26, 2009 at 1:36 PM
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Woah calm down Lee, I'll back off your lady friend so you two can go back to holding each others dicks in the park.
Posted by ! on February 26, 2009 at 1:44 PM
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@14: "Ha ha, those guys are fags!"
Posted by Spicoli on February 26, 2009 at 1:59 PM
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I know! maybe we have AIDS or something!
Posted by Lee on February 26, 2009 at 2:26 PM
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@11 Very true. Other venues were mentioned at least 5 times (Neumo's and Chop 10 times) for every mention of KC. The same fucking bands would get a writeup before their show elsewhere after being ignored before their KC show. Look back at the history of their "tonight in music" entries. How often do you see KC there? It was pretty blatant when they wrote up Cumulus Festival on Friday at Chop, then Sunday at Vera... completely ignoring Saturday at Cobra.

It wasn't just Grandy.

Then again, did King Cobra really have bands worth mentioning? Maybe The Stranger is right to ignore all of those local bands and promoters. Maybe we would be right to ignore The Stranger with our advertising dollars.
Posted by some young guy on February 26, 2009 at 4:11 PM
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I love it when people in shitty bands bitch about not getting press. Or when people bitch about Neumos and Chop getting more press than King Cobra.

Do you realize how stupid you sound?

King Cobra got plenty of press from The Stranger.

You people bitching should be bitching about the King Cobra management. And the absolutely ultra dick head security staff there.

If decent enough bands had been booked, and the security staff didn't drive people away, the place would still be open.

End of story.
Posted by Dalton on February 26, 2009 at 4:12 PM
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19 - like what bands?

Neon Nights can and will singlehandedly will fucking annihilate any band in this town, hands down.

You know what? See those bands tomorrow night playing there? Never heard of them? That's because they are GOOD and not the same techno-dribble Eric ejaculates all over the line out blog with.

I can name another dozen or hard working bands that bleed blood sweat and beer that Grandy and his boyfriend Lee wouldn't have any idea what to think about upon listening.
Posted by god damn that hurts on February 26, 2009 at 5:10 PM
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@18
i don't think anyone is saying there weren't problems at King Cobra. But to say that anyone who dislikes the direction of the Stranger's music section is in a "shitty band" or a disgruntled venue is just ignorant untrue. There are those of us in the music scene who actually care about what goes on and how changes affect bands we know, respect or have played with. I would sign my real name, but certain members of the Stranger music department are petty, vindictive people who can't ever be wrong because their egos won't let them.
Posted by V-two on February 26, 2009 at 5:49 PM
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19,

I'm a metal fan. And a Neon Nights fan.

You are an embarrassment. And you are making us look really bad.

I could care less who can kick who's ass. All I care about is good music. I've read about Neon Nights in The Stranger, and The Stranger was giving them props.

Take your small bigot brain, and go away. Never make a comment on this website again.
Posted by Goodbye 19 on February 26, 2009 at 5:51 PM
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@19

I'm also a Neon Nights fan and a metal fan. you have clearly never heard my band also, and I really hope you never do. please tell the last homophobe left in the room to turn out the light. see you at King Cobra tomorrow douchebag. I'll be the 6'5" motherfucker with long hair, a mustache and plenty of friends who want fucks like you out of the rock scene.
Posted by Lee on February 26, 2009 at 7:17 PM

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