Friday, March 20, 2009

Soundcheck @ the Crocodile

Posted by Dave Segal on Fri, Mar 20, 2009 at 10:06 AM

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First lesson learned by the newly pre-reopened Crocodile: You run out of booze, you lose… three-quarters of your crowd.

Tragedy [/hyperbole] struck before 10 pm last night when the near-capacity turnout depleted the Croc’s bars of their entire stock of beer and wine (the club had just gotten its liquor license earlier in the day and didn’t have time to stock other kinds of alcohol, according to talent booker Eli Anderson). “I guess this is a test to see who the real music fans are,” Anderson observed, as punters streamed toward the exits after the Quiet Ones’ set upon discovering dry bars.

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The night started promisingly, however. We arrived at the refurbished Crocodile at 9 pm to a pretty packed, happy throng of Seattle music-scene glitterati (well, those who weren’t in Austin for SXSW, anyway). Fellow club/bar owners, music journos, DJs, John Roderick of the Long Winters, Lucy Atkinson of Kinski, a few curious electronic-music heads, avid music fans of several stripes, record-store employees, KEXP listeners, and the stinkin' drunk, old-hippie transient who reeked of bottom-shelf wine were in the house for this historic occasion. And Slats… who, upon learning that all the beer had been consumed, stoically moved on to another watering hole. The bars along 2nd Ave. did booming business.

Entrance to the Croc is now on Blanchard St. Customers walk down a longish corridor straight to the long, attractive bar; once there you glance right to view the stage, which is much larger than previously. The sight lines are great. The ceiling’s much higher. A dark burgundy glow suffuses the room. Wood paneling lends it a ski-lodge aura. The balcony is smallish but has its own bar and its walls are lined with artful show posters. The sound up there could be better, but it was robust on the main floor (soundman supreme Jim Anderson is back at the controls, so all should be awesome very soon). The bathrooms looked way fancier than expected, but the men’s room already had piss and beer on the floor by 9:30 (some things never change). Via Tribunali restaurant is on site, but I couldn't locate it, though I did see a window where orders could be placed. Whatever the case, the feng shui of the entire joint seems to be greatly improved. You'll be shocked to learn that nobody here mourned the loss of that huge-ass post. You have to try hard not to be happy to be there.

Word was, Peter Buck, Robyn Hitchcock, and Scott McCaughey christened the stage for friends and family before the official 8:30 start time. For the show proper, local quartet the Quiet Ones ran through their straightforward, alternately brooding and tempestuous rock to a crowd of around 450 (capacity is 560). One song recalled early, vital R.E.M., many others the solid but unspectacular fare issued by indie labels like Secretly Canadian and Jagjaguwar. Near the end, the Quiet Ones kicked into a klassik motorik rhythm and the guitarist channeled Michael Rother of Neu!'s spangly, spare tone. As an eternal sucker for this m.o., I say, more, please.

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By the time the Kindness Kind settled into their Dresden Dolls-y cabaret/new-wave rock, the audience had thinned considerably. Had I no journalistic obligations, I would’ve joined the exodus. The Seattle quintet are competent at what they do, but this style—with Alessandra’s overly dramatic vocals, Nicolas’ hamfisted Alesis/Nord synth pounding, mostly lumbering rhythms—just doesn’t click with me. Sorry, the Kindness Kind.

Hypatia Lake came on around 11:15 to a sparse gathering of die-hard music heads. The Emerald City foursome seemed somewhat deflated by the meager crowd, but put their heads down and mustered some intensity. The opening song was a fibrillating wall of psych rock, setting the tone for the rest of the performance: dense, snarling, furrow-browed, heavy rock with transcendent aspirations. One track sounded like ’80s Brit trance-rockers Loop covering Ted Nugent’s slow-boiling “Stranglehold.” Hypatia Lake appear to have everything under control, but it would be cool to see them loosen the reins sometimes and really rocket into deep space. I hope they get another chance to flex their muscular yet cerebral psychedelia here soon.

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Tonight Akimbo, Brothers of the Sonic Cloth (Tad Doyle's latest project), and Patrol play another free show at 8 pm (21+). Saturday, the Crocodile officially opens for business with Hot Buttered Rum and Everyone Orchestra playing [see Paul Constant's blurb on the former here]. Croc staff will work out some kinks, undoubtedly, and if all goes well, thirsts will be quelled with the same thoroughness as aural desires.

All photos by Alex Crick.

(More photos by Kate Coffee after the cut.)

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The Kindness Kind

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Hypatia Lake

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Boo. You should give the Kindness Kind another chance, Mr. Segal. Their sound is more expansive than the little box you just hamfisted them into.. Maybe you were just thirsty?

New Croc, you rule.
Posted by JonPanther on March 20, 2009 at 10:20 AM
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Too bad Seattle venues still hire assholes to work security. Why is that? Would it kill door guys not be angry and rude all the time? Would it be so hard not check out and undress with their eyes every woman who walks through the door? Take the example of places like the Tractor and Sunset and be cool. No more jock-rockibily hardcore metal biker gang asshole security dicks, please!
Posted by And The Lighting Sucked. on March 20, 2009 at 10:24 AM
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Wow! That is insane! I've never even heard of a club running out of booze before.

I'm sure it's jus' growing pains. Can't wait to check the New Croc out.
Posted by Keekee on March 20, 2009 at 10:28 AM
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Sucks they didn't let you in Segal for the friends and family set. It was a good time.
Posted by jokes and jokes on March 20, 2009 at 10:29 AM
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Yeah it was a shame the ran out of booze before 10.

The Kindness Kind did not click with you but they are well worth checking into. I've seen them four times and I'm not sick of them yet. Last nights show was good but I didn't think it was as good as the show March 5th with Efterklang. They're not going anywhere so they'll be plenty of chances for you to check them out again.
Posted by Seattle Show Gal on March 20, 2009 at 10:47 AM
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Seattlites are more interested in cheap beers than music? Surprise?
Posted by cosby on March 20, 2009 at 11:17 AM
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The place looks fucking fantastic and that room still has the best sound in town (thanks Jim Anderson).

The only kink I saw was running out of beer, but I have a strong suspicion that will be remedied tonight.

As for the security dudes? They were pretty chill when I walked in. I saw nothing but positive things last night and I can not wait to see more shows there.
Posted by Jeff on March 20, 2009 at 12:19 PM
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2 - security is keeping you safe. There was a stabbing earlier around the corner on 3rd avenue. Quit whining and enjoy the fucking show.
Posted by seattle passive aggressive hipster on March 20, 2009 at 12:51 PM
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@ 8 keeping people stab free has nothing to do with being an asshole.

i 2nd the rude security. i wasn't there last night, but i've had issue with croc security and their undeserving sense of entitlement in the past. i was hoping they would've cleaned that up along with the bathrooms but i guess not.
Posted by kdiddy on March 20, 2009 at 1:20 PM
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this night was a total disaster . i couldnt get drunk and there was no hot hipster coke head girls for me to make out with .
Posted by i stand around and look cool at rockshows on March 20, 2009 at 1:27 PM
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2 and 9, if you don't want men to undress you with their eyes - stop dressing like a 2 bit whore
Posted by duh on March 20, 2009 at 2:00 PM
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@ 11 i didn't say anything about undressing with their eyes. also you are an idiot.
Posted by kdiddy on March 20, 2009 at 3:10 PM
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fuck the croc's secretions and creep-security.
all they do is chug jolt cola and whack off to the apocalypse.
seattle is running out of booze in general.
and musical steam.
Posted by whathatshouldiwear? on March 23, 2009 at 6:38 AM

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