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Monday, April 6, 2009

Is Natalie Portman's Shaved Head "Trying" Too Hard? Nah...

Posted by on Mon, Apr 6, 2009 at 5:36 PM

I, for one, am thrilled for Natalie Portman's Shaved Head getting to tour the country with Lily Allen, because their album, while messy and not exactly sonically revolutionary, is wall-to-wall fun (if I could write "wall-to-wall fun" with bright green and yellow and orange highlighters, surrounded by doodles, I totally would) and because freaky, funny things just sorta seem to happen to them. Grandy has written that they "try too damn hard to signify how terribly 'fun' they are, with wacky outfits, side-ponytails (quirky enough to warrant their own song!), and a glossy but ultimately preset electro-pop style that sounds like every crap track on Hype Machine." That's kind of hard for me to believe, since everything that I know about Natalie Portman's Shaved Head indicates that the whole being-in-a-band-together was kind of random and accidental and a joke. And the rest of the world just started taking it seriously, possibly because they didn't let up and also because of that irresistible name.

Evidence: Back in 2005, the writing center for young people in Greenwood called 826 Seattle was starting up, and one of the smarter, sweeter high school seniors, Claire England (how could a kid be so lucky to have that name?), was helping throw the grand-opening party, for which there was a budget of $0. She was put in charge of finding some entertainment.* So, she asked a couple of her friends to play keyboards and sing made-up songs, and these three friends of hers (poster children for puberty-in-progress) showed up and played keyboards and made-up songs, all while making fun of themselves: they wore headbands, they sang songs about fruit snacks and testicles, and they plugged in a fog machine. A bunch of adults stood there looking at these kids and their headbands and their fog machine and just couldn't believe it was happening. Their songs were HORRIBLE. (If I could write that in highlighter, too, I would.) And they called themselves Natalie Portman's Shaved Head, which the staff at 826 Seattle thought was the funniest, most random band name ever. Behold: THE POWER OF GOOD WRITING! Sometime later, Claire joined the band.

Their album, Glistening Pleasure, which came out last summer, has been on constant rotation in my life lately because (1) it's so much better than any album I ever expected from those weird kids; (2) it's high-energy and easy to jog to (when a lot of my music-listening happens); (3) they still sing about, like, Shamu and sideways ponytails and getting boners all the time, which is adorable and in keeping with how I think of them; and (4) they are very young heirs to the electronic-based, jump-around-the-stage, let's-just-be-crazy-happy United State of Electronica thing. U.S.E.'s members are also relatively young, but they're dinosaurs compared to NPSH. When you're that young, it's not a pretense to make songs like the songs NPSH makes. What else are they going to do to entertain themselves? They can't get into bars yet.**

* I wanted to see if the internet knew about 826 Seattle being the band's first gig, so I went to Wikipedia. Wikipedia, hilariously, says their first gig was at "Seattle's Club 826." There is, obviously, no such thing as Club 826. (But it sounds fancy!)

** It's possible they can get into bars now. Not sure. Haven't heard from Claire in years.

 

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I read the first paragraph and I'm just going to skip to the comment in which I say that yes, this band is trying too hard. And it's clearly working, so good for them.
Posted by Nick on April 6, 2009 at 5:46 PM
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*** Too bad 826 doesn't do math tutoring. This would make a good story problem: if a student was a high school senior in October 2005 and it's now 2009 now then what are the odds that she's able to get into bars?
Posted by josh on April 6, 2009 at 9:16 PM
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I DID do the math, Josh! Someone who was 17 in 2005 is either 20 or 21 now...
Posted by Christopher Frizzelle on April 6, 2009 at 9:44 PM
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I know! Guessing the probability is the interesting part.
Posted by josh on April 6, 2009 at 9:58 PM
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Interesting article. Still though, they are a bit too spazzy for me, and their lead singer(s) is/are annoying. I'll take my pop candy a bit more seasoned, such as U.S.E. that you mentioned. Or, Andrew WK.
Posted by Botund the Hun on April 7, 2009 at 10:10 AM
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@2 -- for the record, 826 Seattle does do math tutoring.
Posted by Alex on April 7, 2009 at 10:17 AM
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I love NPSH!
Posted by Down w/ the Kids on April 7, 2009 at 1:04 PM
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I go for the good time w/NPSH whenever I get the chance. My parents don't like them, but I love them! But caution, they're kinda sexy and funny.
Posted by soph on April 7, 2009 at 5:44 PM
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trying to hard isn't the worst thing in the world. the problem is that they're trying to hard to be "fun". why are all people under... let's say 23 (although I know a few older than me) so obsessed with "fun" all of a sudden? they ride their "fun" bikes, wear their "fun" cut-offs and hats, and play in "fun" bands. whatever happened to teenagers hating their parents and wanting to do something negative to express that? is this what happends when all kids expect to get iPods and Nintendo DS's all the time when they're growing up? we need to reinstate the draft or something, because I've had it.

fuck I sound old...
Posted by Lee on April 7, 2009 at 8:56 PM
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Shaun is still the only one who's 21.. But I think they mention somewhere that all, or most of their birthdays are in June.. Won't do Claire any good though.. She'll turn 20.

They way I see it is that they try to be "entertaining". Like any good performer, they work at "the craft". There are too many to list, but if you want to find out some interesting facts, look into how many pop/rock/musician/singers/actors.. bla bla, have taken lessons to hone their performance skills or learn more about musical forms. Start with The Rolling Stones and The Grateful Dead.
Posted by TheThinker on April 8, 2009 at 9:03 AM
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About them singing about getting boners all the time--they don't. The lyric is, "I've got a HEART on," not, "I've got a hard-on." It's a funny, clever lyric that Shaun usually sings with so much emphasis on the T that people in the front row can get spit on. But that's a different issue.
Posted by gwen on April 8, 2009 at 5:35 PM
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I'm not in love with you, I'm in love with what we do.
Posted by dane on April 28, 2009 at 10:26 PM

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