Nevertheless O'Reilly's report on Eminem's "offensive" new video and the allegedly incriminating failure of lefty feminists to decry the video's treatment of Sarah Palin makes me want to send him a hundred dollar bill with a note saying "PLEASE STOP BEING SUCH A DUMBASS."

As MTV News explains (for those without video):

Citing the attacks he received from women's groups for his criticism of veteran reporter Helen Thomas' views on terrorism, O'Reilly said he was upset that women's groups are not protesting Slim Shady, adding that "left wing" media outlets such as NBC News, The Los Angeles Times and The New York Times have not taken the rap icon to task. O'Reilly accused them of being biased against Palin and opined that if a singer such as Travis Tritt made a derogatory reference about Hilary Clinton or Michelle Obama in one of his records, the outlets would "kill him."

I cannot guess at the would-be experiences of Bill O'Reilly and Travis Tritt. But if the Left-Wing Feminist Monolith lashed out at every strenuously offensive shenanigan by Eminem—whose career commenced with ripping Hillary Clinton's tonsils out and will likely progress to a roofie-spiked threeway with Mahlia and Sasha—they'd have no time left to Rogaine their armpits and recruit America's daughters into lesbianism.

Also, O'Reilly's line about Eminem—"He represents the lowest form of entertainment in this country and is a publicity hound, to boot"—applies to no one so much as Bill O'Reilly.

Also also, let the record show that Eminem once rhymed "Bush Administration" with a threat to "mush the Senate's face in"—a clear threat to numerous female senators, which was met by lefty feminists' complete and incriminating silence. Case closed.