A couple, both dressed in black, steps out of Sonic Boom. They're in their late 30s, and look like they've both drunk many drinks and smoked many cigarettes. He has a little soul patch and curly hair. She has brittle, dyed-yellow hair.
Him, holding CD case in the air: This is the best record of all time.

Her: Maybe not of all time.
Him: Name one. Name one that's better.
Her: Uh—Raw Power?
Him: Nuh-uh. This is much better!
Me: Who is this best band of all time?
Him: Ours. O-U-R-S. They are the best band of all time.
Her: No, they're not.
And so on.
Now please enjoy this informational video about this purported best band of all time:
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