Wednesday, May 6, 2009
Tonight DRINKY-SEXY-GAY!
Posted by Adrian Ryan on Wed, May 6, 2009 at 11:59 AM
Wednesday is the Gay Friday. This is a fact. And if you, like me, are very spectacularly gay, slightly alcoholic, and a frisky gush of springtime is gaily rushing through your blood (read: balls)…tonight is a night is a night of love!
DRINKY-SEXY-GAY love!
A booze-drenched sex-slave auction of (hopefully) beautiful local gay bartenders from local gay bars is to be held this very night. (Um, locally.) Allegedly sexy cocktail-mixers from places including, but not limited to, RPlace, eNeighblers, Martin’s, The Eagle, The Cuff, Changes and even (pay attention ladies!) The Wildrose will auctioned off for your unspecified pleasure. It’s for, ugh, CHARITY (God save us all), but don’t let that stop you. It’s at Purr (1515 11th Avenue), but don’t let that stop you, either. Proceeds or whatever go to Rise n’ Shine, the booze goes to your liver, and your bartender goes all the way. (If you’re lucky—otherwise the date is just dinner, yawn.) The event is to be glamorously hosted and/or facilitated by the ever-towering GLAMAZONIA. (Give her back her BINGO!) Are you ready, fag? Faggette?
8PM TONIGHT!
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My god, you make me laugh out loud, at work even. Please keep it up! Should I tell my boyfriend about this event? Nah....
xo
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