Just a quick, early head’s up about an exciting new development in Seattle hiphop: Check out Shabazz Palaces’ two CDs, available here and at Retail Therapy. Local shoegaze-rock mensch Erik Blood produced them; the MC sounds a lot like Ishmael "Butterfly" Butler from Digable Planets, but the project’s shrouded in secrecy… and saturated in awesome. Think a laidback Clipse without the booger-sugar obsession. It’s special. King Britt is a fan. (Also, props to anyone who samples Lightnin’ Rod’s Hustlers Convention.)
More later.

It's on bitches!!! And this year it's being held in RUSSIA!!!!
Even though we no longer have our European correspondent, Griet (bad economy and all that.....), working for us in Belgium, she is writing about the whole crazy car-wreck-like thing on her special Eurovision blog.
Find out which country has:
Stiltwalkers who play helicopter with each other, costumes designed by the colourblind, a lead singer in a knight’s costume with cape (yes, I’m absolutely serious here), a man dressed in just ribbons, a mullet brought to a new dimension and basically a riddle to find out how all these costumes and themes are connected. Add a falsetto to that, mega-wind machine action and the unprecedented lyrical quality of “gimme gimme your touch, showme showme your love” and by god, you have a winner.
And why this controversial commie-tastic song, with lyrics like "Red means love", is going to win the whole contest! (IMHO)
Eurovision. American Idol, eat shit and die.

If you're not keeping score, The Streets has been making Twitter actually interesting these days with top slander, mini-mixes, and a steady trickle of test songs for the "dark & futuristic" Computers & Blues, Mike Skinner's upcoming fifth and final album under the name.
"I'm just fucking sick of it, you know?" Skinner said.
And, "Oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi."
Writing and recording the day of each release, Skinner's up to over a dozen free demos now, which have names like "David Hassles," "See If They Salute," "I Love My Phone," and "Where My Heart Has Been."
None of them are really for the not-loyal apart from "Trust Me" and its easy-groove orchestra — which he posted all the parts of for public remixes — or "Skills On Toast" and the whole tongue-in-cheek shadow rave thing, but Skinner's chucking them all out there to see what sticks, pruning hard, because, as he says, "I still only have 3-4 songs that are good enough for the album. I want it to be good."
Of course, he should've retired the name of The Streets, the idea of The Streets, after his (flawless!) Original Pirate Material, which was the only album where it made sense. So it's nice to now see him wanting to reorient himself after tying off the concept with a big bang.
We especially like "He's Behind You, He's Got Swine Flu". Mexican ska, paranoia satire, hate by Skinner's mother, already a ban by the BBC, and a zombiexcellent home-edited video.
"I don't advocate anarchy in any way,
But I saw him scratch a rash,
And I had to grab an axe."
And then we saw this.

And this.

Oi!
Front though you may that you prefer to immerse yourself in Michel Foucault and Judith Butler, you know that the hefty dose of queer theory you were ACTUALLY reading on that last domestic flight was the issue of US Weekly with the post-breakup Lindsay Lohan on the cover.
Speculations abound as to who the next Mrs. Ronson is going to be, and I feel like we've gotta have at least SOME contenders here in Seattle, most of whom no doubt will be lining up at D List Magazine's Two Year Anniversary Party tonight.
Held at Jonas Jensen Fremont Studios ("Seattle's Premier Venue" that I just heard about for the first time while scrutinizing the flyer), the party promises dancing to DJ Samantha Ronson, a live performance by LMFAO and appearances by a slew of reality TV show stars, mostly from that channel that used to show music videos.
Something tells me that Seattle's staggering dearth of celebrities without beards is enough, in and of itself, to pack this party out.
Anyway, what was my point? I forget, but this is even better: I totally just got a text message spreading the rumor that Lindsay Lohan might be there tonight since (again, the rumor has it) she has gotten back together with Ronson. Insert OMGs here. Or something.
Anyway, tangents aside, is it just me or does this whole thing have a decidedly un-Seattle feel? I kind of like it. At best, it's a night spent dancing-your-face-slash-laughing-your-ass off; at worst, you feel like you're in LA.
They have palm trees there. I can't wait.
Hey, babe. Sorry I’ve been distant. I’ve partying like a rock star, porking like a swine flu, and traveling like a sailor. I am at this very moment lingering in the twilight netherworld of something called an “Oregon State University” (yes, way down in, for God’s sakes, OREGON), here to share in their rather fantabulously executed Gay Pride celebration (they can’t throw the event in gay, gay June like everyone else, since school is out for them then), and also to read to captivated gay audiences from my new book. Which is a gay secret. And I’m not gay telling.
But ANYway…I just wanted to check in, touch base, and other hyperbole, for two reasons: ONE! I want you to know that I am diligently in execution of my clever and aggressive campaign to Gay-ify BALLARD!™ There has been advancement on many fronts. Most rememorable of these for me at the moment: I was aggressively man-kissed and ball-fondled by the sexy, Mohawked, muscle-bound, and much-tattooed punk singer Joseph Christ the moment I entered the OMF-ing G “Bit Saloon” for God’s sake—a land where surely not a single ball-fondly man-kiss has ever trod before. (And where I drank Jager shots. Many. God forgive me.) Also, after merely two evenings of radiating my gayness into the walls and general atmosphere of the Fun Ku Wu herbal apothecary, the place suddenly filed up with hot art students and mid-30s fags out with their more liberal office workers, and I was suddenly taken with the overwhelming impression that the hot-hot-HOT bartender might just not enjoy a nice blowjob from, you know, whoever (a hole's a hole) if plied with a coctail or two. I figure that with one or two more “gaydiation treatments”, the place will be gayer than Richard Simmons in a spray can. Believe in me. I can do it!
TWO! I also must express my horrible regrets! If I was in Seattle tonight, instead of down here talking about it, I’d be doing this…
Back Door Thursday at Havana!
A bouncy and energetic club promoter-cum-awesome DJ called “Fortune Kiki” invented the event in 2007. He says, “I'm always a big fan of Thursday Night out. It's less amateurs, less weekenders, and people purely come out for their love for the music. It’s good vibes all around!”
This weekly and very gay-saturated event hosts rotating resident DJs, like Simon Houser and Wendall of “Aurora Diving Club”, Peter Evans and Bo of “UHF”, Wesley Holmes of "Flammable" at Re-Bar, and Kiki. Tonight it’s Kiki. And Thursday Nights are fabulous again. And if I was in Seattle, it's where I'd be. In conclusion, FUCK YOU, NEIGHBOURS! YOU DON'T OWN THURSDAY!
Havana is at 1010 East Pine Street. 5-dollars at the door. (3-dollars before 11pm.) Doors at 9pm.
And thank you.

Dave Segal sits down with absurdist musical project The Beats, Man:
Provocative as they are, the Beats, Man have genuine commercial potential. Many of their songs are naturally catchy, danceable, and funny. But their diversity might hinder them. Sometimes to reach a certain level, you have to stick to one formula."We have individualistic stylistic things in our songs," Baldwin notes. "That's where a lot of the diversity of the record comes from. Tim's songs are always more complex than mine. He's got the more Animal Collective thing. I gravitate toward way simpler structures— repetitive things with heavier beats, usually."

Eric Grandy discusses the bridging of styles in Moderat:
Their new album, Moderat, better realizes the potential sketched out in their previous work, not of a quarrelsome soundclash, but of a seamlessly integrated sound. Because, really, as tempting as it is to pigeonhole each act— Apparat as the swoony, ambient electro popster and Modeselektor as the glitchy electro-hop humorists— they have far more in common than they do in conflict. Apparat knows his way around a hard beat and a tweaked sample, Modeselektor are just as accomplished at producing lush analog ambience or a pop vocal turn, and both have several tracks that combine the above elements to make for music as heady on the headphones as it is on the dance floor.
Dave Segal distills the works of NOMO:
The new Invisible Cities (Ubiquity) further expands on NOMO's idiosyncrasies. The opening title track soars into the humid world-jazz processionals that marked Don Cherry's best '70s work. NOMO's cover of Moondog's "Bumbo" captures the sui generis composer's unruly rhythmic bustle and melodic eccentricity. "Crescent" subtly paraphrases John Coltrane's "A Love Supreme" and adds serene flute accompaniment and restrained hand claps; it's a paradoxically chilled party jam.

Grant Brissey profiles the veteran musicians behind Obits:
Considering he's the man behind such powerful and esteemed rock outfits as Drive Like Jehu, Hot Snakes, and his current group, Obits, Rick Froberg is decidedly modest. Of his latest band's formation, he says, "We just sort of dicked around for a while until we thought we had something that was good enough to play."The "we" in this case is Froberg minus longtime collaborator John Reis, the other creative force behind Jehu and Hot Snakes. For Obits, Froberg is joined by Sohrab Habibion (formerly of Washington, D.C., pop-rockers Edsel), who proves a suitable counterpart on guitar, as well as drummer Scott Gursky (of Shortstack) and bassist Greg Simpson.
Previews of the Curious Mystery along with other musical performances this week in Up & Coming:
Seattle K Records signees the Curious Mystery are the quartet of Shana Cleveland, Nicolas Gonzalez, Faustine B. Hudson, and Bradford Button. Tonight the foursome celebrate the release of their debut full-length, Rotting Slowly. It is an aptly titled album, sluggishly paced, full of cowboy-junkie country, psychedelic instrumental drones, and Beach House—style slowcore, all combined in songs that regularly ramble past the five-minute mark, whether they demand the length or not, often not building momentum so much as gradually drifting to rest.

Databreaker on Dave Pezzner's electronic productions for this month's Broken Disco:
Dave Pezzner— who's also playing MUTEK this year— recently has been branching out on his own after building a sterling reputation (with Bob Hansen) as half of left-field Seattle house duo Jacob London. Solo, Pezzner plies a slightly more serious brand of tech-house than he does in JL, while maintaining that group's slyly irresistible wiggle-ability. With acclaimed 12s on Freerange and Om and the stomp of approval from top-tier DJs like Steve Bug, Laurent Garnier, and Peter Kruder, Pezzner is on his way to a fruitful solo career. (Bonus symmetry: Pezzner has remixed Lusine's "Two Dots" for a soon-coming Ghostly release.)

Larry Mizell Jr hypes local hiphop group Scribes, performing at this weekend's 206 Stand Up:
All eyes on the dude Scribes, by far one of the brightest and hardest-working talents of Seattle hiphop's next generation. His album Sleepwalk flew under the radar of a lot of the older gods, but the kids didn't miss a beat (or rhyme), packing out his shows, such as the 206 Stand Up showcase series he's been curating at the Vera Project. So don't snooze on Saturday, May 16, and get to the fourth edition of 206 Stand Up, which is also the CD-release party for his latest, the optimistically titled Summer-time Sampler. There you'll also catch Fatal Lucciauno, Camila, Shankbone, and homegrown B-boy crew BYC.
Underage reviews the record release show for Flexions' debut album, Leisure Time:
Flexions fuse the sinister guitar play of Seattle music mainstay Devin Welch with the bassy low end of artist/photographer Robin Stein, weaving weirdly at a leisurely pace over the pulse of their attacking drum machine. The band heroically trekked through a set comprising their entire discography, leaving the crowd sloppy, sweaty, and stoked at 2:00 a.m. Two years later, another warehouse, and Flexions are still conjuring an inexplicably awesome groove.

Christopher DeLaurenti breaks down the Seattle community orchestra scene:
Like professional (i.e., salaried) bands such as the Seattle Symphony, community orchestras play the warhorses we know and love- symphonies by Beethoven and Tchaikovsky, Mozart concertos, etc. - but with a wider range of results. Some local groups, especially Orchestra Seattle, Seattle Philharmonic Orchestra, and Philharmonia Northwest can, on a good night, rival just about any orchestra anywhere. Others, like the Lake Union Civic Orchestra (LUCO) and the Puget Sound Symphony Orchestra (PSSO), usually sound scrappier, sometimes trading in precision for a palpably exhilarating (or frustrating) feeling of risk. At one LUCO concert a couple years ago, I wasn't surprised when a few bum notes in the Poco Allegretto of Brahms's Symphony No. 3 were quickly redeemed by a world-class horn solo. If you want to hear classical music's big hits sound fresh, dangerous, and possibly transcendent, go hear a community orchestra.

Michaelangelo Matos gives DJ Koze's newest single a listen:
Now, Koze is stepping back up with this hotly anticipated 12-inch. Both tracks are superb, but more importantly, they consolidate the best aspects of his last few years' work. "Mrs. Bojangels" pumps with the woozy intensity of last year's "I Want to Sleep," only with phased, trebly percussion at its center rather than a hypnotic bass drum, and its edge-of-seat strings dissolving are reminiscent of the brilliant Koze remix of Matthew Dear that opens Reincarnations. "Dr. Fuck," meanwhile, works simultaneously as a piss-take of Koze's own sound (random percussion sputters, groaning bass drops, alien keyboard plinks) and of the deep-house piety his work instinctively reacts against.
Also this week: Party Crasher goes retro, Poster of the Week, and the Stranger's complete, searchable Music Calendar Listings.
I didn’t know this until after my review of Magic Markers’ Balf Quarry went to press, but the violinist who plays on “Shells” off that album, Julian Amrine, was 12 years old when he recorded the piece with MM’s Elisa Ambrogio and Pete Nolan. Julian does a very good job on this track, which I described as “a lowing, gothic dirge marked by the lugubrious droning of Nolan's harmonium and Julian Amrine's violin.”
Turns out Julian’s dad, Eric Amrine, read the review and contacted me to fill in some details about his talented son; he also reflected on his own experiences in Seattle rock history, including a brush with Sub Pop and several luminaries circulating around that label in its early years. Read on after the cut.

Long lost Seattle soul Reggie Watts is a one man flotilla of sound. He’s a beat boxing savant. His act flows from comedy into layers of beats and patchwork rap. He goes from multiple languages to gibberish to whale song gangsterdom. Reggie, once Seattle based, sang and sings for the band Maktub, who are releasing a free album called Five on June, 23rd. Now though, he is more focused on his solo, comedic, sound form act and tours the world non stop. He's in Australia now.
Reggie was just on the Late Night with Jimmy Fallon show. See it - here. (Great overhead HD shot of his Line 6.)
Reggie gave a Line Out interview at a performance with Seattle's Pegasus. He spoke about his gear, his afro, and the nine foot tall stuffed lion that’s standing behind him:
Reggie is a loop maker. He uses the Line 6 DL4:

and the Electro Harmonix 2880:

Maybe. That could be a lie. But anyway, photographer Matthew Miller has finally posted his photos from the weekend and they're some of the best show photos I've seen in a long time.
Many more can be seen at his website: thefivemilegrace.com. This dude rules.
Need some new music but are too broke to obtain it legally? It's your lucky day! We're giving away a few copies of Born Anchors' debut full-length Sprezzatura. But that's not all! One lucky winner will also get on the list (with a plus one!) for the band's upcoming show at the Sunset on May 21st (They Live! and Partman Parthorse are also on the bill, therefore it will rule).
Eric Grandy says this about Born Anchors' latest: "At nine songs in 27 minutes, Sprezzatura is a concise blast of an album, easily played in a single set. 'In Disguise' and 'Cascading' are its most immediately catchy songs; the former is tense and new wavey, the latter buoyant and rocking, both powerfully propulsive."
To enter, just send your name and mailing address to freetickets@thestranger.com. Put Born Anchors in the subject line. You must be 21 or older to win the tickets to the show, but you can be any age to win the CDs (just note that you're underage in the e-mail, please, so I don't enter you for the show tickets too).
Good luck!
Fresh Espresso has recently posted on Myspace one of their freshest jams, "Lazerbeams."
This is back to the futurism at its best. P Smoov performs the chorus; Rik Rude the rap, and the spacey beats are blissed out. When this jam starts, the words at the opening of another and older jam instantly come to mind: "Kick that ol' robotic futuristic George Jetson CRAZY JOINT!"
Tom Conquergood has a question you might be able to answer:
"Can anyone tell me if there is any shops in town that do repair work on stereo receivers? I'd prefer not to leave Seattle, but travelling to the Eastside (or other burbs) is possible if necessary."
Got a good suggestion? Let's hear it!
Jeremy Enigk, the Lonely Forest, Baby Panda
(Neumos) Since Sunny Day Real Estate's breakup, frontman Jeremy Enigk has mastered the art of composing powerful songs that showcase sweeping, orchestral crescendos and his own resplendent, carnal croon. His fifth full-length, OK Bear, is no exception. Opening track "Mind Idea" starts with a nervous, racing piano line. Enigk's lyrics flirt with vague religious imagery—steeples and graves, sin and grace—and as the piano maintains its stride, the song dances in and out of turbulence. "Late of Camera" and "In a Look" also begin simply, but like "Mind Idea" and most Enigk songs, they build to fantastic climaxes that overflow with passionate and well-placed plosions of guitar, percussion, piano, horns, and strings. OK Bear is Enigk's strongest release since Return of the Frog Queen; jaws will be on the floor tonight. MEGAN SELING
Lawnapalooza: Hey Marseilles, Telekinesis, the Cave Singers
(UW HUB Lawn) Here's how it happened with Hey Marseilles: I'm a sucker for a cutesy name, and they had two—the band name and the name of their album, To Travels and Trunks. On first glance, Hey Marseilles seemed like they might be Seattle's own little Beirut; they sing maudlin songs about travel and distance and absence, and they accompany their folky, acoustic indie rock with orchestral elements. But by the time I finally got around to seeing them live, I'd cooled considerably to their album, and I'm not entirely sure why. Maybe it's that their attempts at pathos, their lyrics hinting at great hardship and loss, seem somehow too stagy and theatrical; maybe I just can't remember one of their melodies right now. Still, they're a rousing live act, and they should sound sweet on the UW lawn, where they'll be joined by two fine Seattle bands, sunny indie popsters Telekinesis and down-home howlers the Cave Singers. ERIC GRANDY
Ben Folds
(Paramount) I've always thought of Ben Folds as the poor man's Rivers Cuomo. Both frontmen wrote some stellar pop songs about being an awkward geek, and both could tap into teenagers' psyches and pen anthems that were comforting in the most uncomfortable adolescent moments (Weezer's "Why Bother?" versus Ben Folds's "Song for the Dumped," for example). Folds never got the same play Cuomo got, though. (Maybe because he didn't do nutty stuff like disappear for years, lengthen a leg, or have an infamous fixation on Asian women?) But now that Cuomo's catalog has failed to live up to the very high standards the band set with Pinkerton, it looks like the turtle has won the race. I gave up on Cuomo after "Pork and Beans," yet Folds is still writing tracks that are every bit as solid as his efforts in the '90s. Well done, sir. MEGAN SELING
All Bets on Death, RipSpacer, Indecisive Rhythm, Perfume
(Funhouse) The four dudes in Seattle's All Bets on Death grind out whiskey-and-cigs-breath punk metal with hedonistic abandon—think a more testosterone-saturated Nashville Pussy. You've heard it before, and, if you like this sort of thing, you'll want to continue hearing it till a heart attack or cirrhosis hospitalizes you. Local trio RipSpacer are a much mellower proposition, playing tuneful, semihard rock full of crunch and hooks. You may like them if you have Alice Donut and Apes in your iTunes or on your shelves. DAVE SEGAL
And, as always, all of today's listings are in our calendar.