Thursday, May 14, 2009

Eurovision 2009!

Posted by Terry Miller on Thu, May 14, 2009 at 5:39 PM

It's on bitches!!! And this year it's being held in RUSSIA!!!!

Even though we no longer have our European correspondent, Griet (bad economy and all that.....), working for us in Belgium, she is writing about the whole crazy car-wreck-like thing on her special Eurovision blog.

Find out which country has:

Stiltwalkers who play helicopter with each other, costumes designed by the colourblind, a lead singer in a knight’s costume with cape (yes, I’m absolutely serious here), a man dressed in just ribbons, a mullet brought to a new dimension and basically a riddle to find out how all these costumes and themes are connected. Add a falsetto to that, mega-wind machine action and the unprecedented lyrical quality of “gimme gimme your touch, showme showme your love” and by god, you have a winner.

And why this controversial commie-tastic song, with lyrics like "Red means love", is going to win the whole contest! (IMHO)

Eurovision. American Idol, eat shit and die.

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Abby 1
Hells fucking yeah. I'm so all over this.
Posted by Abby on May 15, 2009 at 11:49 AM
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haha. I'm late getting to this, and you'll probably never see this comment, but what do you have against American Idol, Terry?

Great song! Thank you for posting this video.
Posted by jade on June 15, 2009 at 5:49 PM

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