No, not about my "silken hair" (although that too), but when our esteemed Public Editor says, "I honestly do not want to know what Ms. Grandy thinks is being communicated with the phrase 'dirty MP3 trunk-rattle'." I wouldn't know either, as that phrase should have read, "dirty MPC trunk-rattle," (as it now does online) and was meant to convey a sort of hip-hoppiness in Animal Collective's recent productions, which I gush about with all my feminine charms here.

We regret the error.