Tuesday, May 26, 2009

People Really Like The Decemberists

Posted by Kelly O on Tue, May 26, 2009 at 1:05 AM

They really like them. Naked sex! In front of everybody! Oops!

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photo Christopher Nelson

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photos by Piper Carr

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Simone 1
Are you sure they weren't filming for HUMP?
Posted by Simone on May 26, 2009 at 8:21 AM
dan10things 2
"I found you, a tattooed tramp
A dirty daughter from the labor cans
I laid you down on the grass of a clearing
You wept but your soul was willing"
Posted by dan10things http://10thingszine.blogspot.com on May 26, 2009 at 10:14 AM
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oh, the hazards of love...
Posted by drake http://drakelelane.blogspot.com on May 26, 2009 at 12:07 PM
4
Colin was trying not to laugh so hard when that happened.
Posted by stratplayer1991 on May 26, 2009 at 3:39 PM
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It was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32 hour workout I called one of the bitches I know, Jessica. She is really **** hot and looks like a supermodel. SO I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and reved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system). I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it on the freeway like a badass, Jessica called me and said she wanted me to **** her. So be it.

I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. These Ferrari's have top notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my dick. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my dick. Booya.

Flash forward to like 10 minutes later. My 30 inch dick is going inside of her VAGINA, hitting them walls. I'm holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I'm **** her and she has 30,000 orgasms. She looks me in the eyes and she says "harder." V-TEC just kicked in, yo. I blow my load so hard she falls off my dick. There had to have been about two pints of cum everywhere. People say I cum like a pornstar, I wouldn't disagree with them.

I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple backflip into my Maserati and drive home.
Posted by word on May 26, 2009 at 6:04 PM
mariellesnotthere 6
Anais Nin is rolling in her grave...amazing.
Posted by mariellesnotthere http://foxfowlgoldenowl.blogspot.com/ on May 27, 2009 at 3:24 AM
Seattle Show Gal 7
WOW!
Posted by Seattle Show Gal http://www.seattleshowgal.com/ on May 27, 2009 at 12:20 PM
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If anyone wants to see, I took a couple videos which in the span of 24 hours have already become youtube favorites, been removed by youtube, and are now reposted on my Veoh page.

http://www.veoh.com/users/unravelingsynt…
Posted by unravelingsyntax on May 27, 2009 at 5:29 PM

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