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Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Sasquatch Who's the Scariest?

Posted by Christopher Frizzelle on Wed, May 27, 2009 at 6:16 AM

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The question remains: Which of the wild, exposed beasts roaming around the Gorge over the weekend was the scariest of them all? Was it the guy with green junk and lactating nipples? Was it the singer of Monotonix, who pulled down his underwear and pretended to sing with his butt before diving back onto the crowd for the umpteenth time? Was it the guy from King Khan and the Shrines who tucked his package between his legs during the song "I Wanna Be a Girl"? Was it the man and woman having sex during the Decemberists?

IT'S TIME FOR A POLL!

Who was the scariest?

While we're at it, IT'S TIME FOR ANOTHER POLL!

Who would you be happiest to wake up next to in a tent?

Photos by Brandon Ivers, Christopher Nelson, Kelly O, and Piper Carr, respectively.

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People turned on by the Decembrists? That ain't scary, it's just natural.

Posted by Greg on May 27, 2009 at 8:06 AM

Decemberists make us straights horny.

Posted by Will in Seattle

on May 27, 2009 at 10:35 AM

I don't know about the rest of you but Jame Gumb scares the fuck out of me.

Posted by The Amazing Jim

on May 27, 2009 at 11:08 AM

Wow! I saw some people fucking that day, and they were not those people! How many public fuckers enjoyed Sas this year!?!

Posted by Fucker, not public on May 27, 2009 at 1:22 PM

It isn't the guy with green junk, it was green man, maybe if you would have talked to him instead of staring at his crotch you would have understood the reference.

Posted by PKILS on May 27, 2009 at 10:40 PM