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Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Homo / Drinking / Nightlife / Tonight Muffin Grubbin', Lady Lovin', Taco Tastin' Taco Tuesday!

Posted by Adrian Ryan on Tue, Jun 2, 2009 at 6:03 PM

Scissor me timbers! Tonight something incredible is happening. An event that's just as thrilling and wondrous and confusing as it is dancey and lesbian-rich. Taco Tuesday, at The Wildrose!

And just what in the name of Colonel Grethe Cammermeyer's mustache bleach is a "Taco Tuesday"? Precisely what you'd expect: A spicy labial jamboree! A clever, corn flavored carnival of cunning linguists! A lezboganza! It's about 1-dollar tacos (mostly just to justify the name) and 2-dollar beers (of unspecified brand and vintage—try your luck!) and sizzling, blood boiling beats spun by the very lesbianist in Seattle DJs (including HotMess star DJ LA Kendal), and catastrophically hot grrls, many that look like every adorable boy that has ever broken my heart, all dancing together and making me all confused and sad inside.

HOT!

For LESBIANS! And DYKES! And LESBOIS! And SO FORTH! (Oh, sure, regular old biological boys can maybe go too, for a minute, if you insist—just be sure to spend twice as much money, and try not to make a nuisance of yourself.)

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Tonight! At The Wildrose! (1021 East Pike Street) No cover!

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Last time DJ L.A. Kendall was there, we danced until we sweat! She rocks, and yes, it's true!!

Posted by YeahGurl1980 on June 2, 2009 at 7:08 PM

jesus fucking christ gaydrian you are a goddamn idiot.

Posted by "i have first grade writing skills and the internet!" on June 3, 2009 at 1:44 AM

Segal and Grandy,

Are you embarrassed by this yet?

Posted by Jeff on June 3, 2009 at 9:13 AM

@3 and 4, you don't have to shut the fuck up, but it would be nice.

Posted by gloomy gus on June 3, 2009 at 10:59 AM

Wait, I just told myself to shut up. That's what I get for being pissy.

Posted by gloomy gus on June 3, 2009 at 11:02 AM

lezboganza!

@ 2-3 need to get a sense of humor.

Posted by boxofbirds on June 3, 2009 at 11:36 AM

I'm still waiting for Segal and Grandy to confirm what I suspect is true (they are embarrassed by AR's posts).

Aping Perez Hilton on LINEOUT is neither inventive or funny.

Posted by Jeff on June 3, 2009 at 11:43 AM

@7 you must be a child. AR's been writing the way he writes since before PH was a name to any of us. He does not follow - he leads. Sometimes to the pissoir, yes, but...

Great use of the rare "neither-or" combo, by the by.

Posted by gloomy gus on June 3, 2009 at 12:40 PM