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Thursday, June 18, 2009

Homo / Drinking / Drugs / Nightlife / Tonight / Conflict of Interest Freak Turns 400—Nation Roars!

Posted by Adrian Ryan on Thu, Jun 18, 2009 at 6:45 PM

Tonight we toast the interminable decay of one of Seattle's darkest blazing stars: The indomitable and quite clinically mad and morose and loping and terrifying and dazzling punk-drag performance artiste Miss Jacqueline Hell. (Miss Jackie, if yo' nasty. And you are.)

This year marks her fourth centennial. Being four hundred years old, she is celebrating at The Crescent Tavern (1413 East Olive Way), which is singularly appropriate, and still smells like total ass. (Take care of it people—the charm is GONE!) Not that I'd ever insinuate that Jackie smells like ass, of course. Especially not on her birthday.

There's a Jackie Hell look-alike contest at midnight! The event goes from 9 PM-till-2 fucking AM!

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Won't you join her?

Oh, and, um, Jackie Hell is totally completely biographied here, by the way. Ahem. Order it gift-wrapped!

Happy birthday, you hideous, glorious freak!

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Yay, Jackie! Happy Birthday from the boys at Galore Podcast!
XOXO

Posted by Galorepodcast

on June 18, 2009 at 10:20 PM

It's so nice to have someone slogging about queer stuff...Even if that someone uses excessive exclamation points and bold letters.

Posted by newradio on June 19, 2009 at 8:47 AM

@2--Adrian has provided a much needed jolt to the snoozefest that is lineout. Also, he has had pretty good taste in music so far too.

Posted by qwerty on June 19, 2009 at 9:48 AM

Oh my gawd! This is like, so awesome because Jackie is teh bombz!!1111One111Eleven!OneHundredandeleven!!!!!!

Plz fire every music writer at the Stranger and make Adrian the editor. I hate it when people write about music on a music blog.

It's soooooooooooooo boring. Snap Snap.

Nobody cares about Built to Spill, or No-Fi Soul Rebellion or crappy bands like Partman Parthorse or amazing and cheap technological advances in music editing software.

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Sorry, I fell asleep just typing that!!!!!!!!HAHAHEHEWHAHHEHAHAHH!

Posted by Jeff on June 19, 2009 at 11:22 AM