Monday, June 29, 2009
RIP An Alternate Hypothesis
Posted by Sam Machkovech on Mon, Jun 29, 2009 at 9:59 AM
Since Michael Jackson's passing, the troubling stories are mounting, particularly this long, "insider" screed from the Daily Mail. Drugs, paranoia, debt, anorexia, et al. No way. I'll continue holding out hope that it's all a ruse, meant to cover up MJ's crimefighting truth:
(Life-size BatJacko "figurine" from the famed Sotheby's auction)
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Bottom line: junkie. Fed drugs for decades by his handlers. All his other health problems stem from the substitution of opiates for food. Vitamin deficiencies, you think? How many times have we heard this story?
He hit up Deepak Chopra for an Oxycontin prescription, though (denied). That's funny. WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SOMETHING?
He hit up Deepak Chopra for an Oxycontin prescription, though (denied). That's funny. WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SOMETHING?
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