In a strategic move implemented to help them leverage greater market share, local electro audiovisual troupe Truckasauras have started a blog. Because being proclaimed "the future of techno" by Pitchfork, getting picked by URB as one of the Next 100 artists to blow up, and being written about weekly on Line Out only go so far.

Read the professionally scripted press release after the cut.

"The Launch of Blogasauras Pisses off Legions of Truckasauras Fans, Now have proof of bands dorkiness" - Seattle, Wa

BLOGASAURAS?!!!!
http://truckasauras.com
Thats right Truckasauras has finally made it legit and have totally sold out. In partnership with some very unsavory characters (Hondurans I think....), Truckasauras are now in the process of making moves to take over the trafficking of "Cool", "Hip", and "Underground" in the Pacific NW. While some may mistakenly say "The world needs another fucking band blog like I need a nice cup of tea at Sassy's (what up my PDX peeps!!!)" that is not completely the case here. You see Blogasauras is here as a service to the people. People who truly need to know about vintage slasher movie soundtracks, the latest shark sightings, if breakin' really is a memory, studio sessions, sticky and/or icky, occasional real rap shit, The Mighty DEF SOW, info about the band, Matt McConaughey, whether it's c/v or midi, oversized tires, liquor (I barely knew her), the sounds of Perez Prado, and all kinds of other random shit. These fools actually believe that the world is ready to read about their shitty exploits all over South Central Capitol Hill and other hipstered out ghettoes around the world, Boh!!!
http://truckasauras.com

About Truckasauras - Fueled by an inhuman amount of Maker’s Mark and whatever kind of beer they can get their hands on, a bunch of self-proclaimed gear nerds have accumulated more firepower than Donald Trump. Armed with an arsenal of vintage Roland drum machines and synths, all sequenced by a modded first-gen Gameboy, Truckasauras create analog electro loops that skitter over starkly minimal drums; a sound (is it techno? is it hip-hop?) that straddles the chasm between goofiness and sincerity, and does so with aplomb.

Citing influences ranging from Aphex Twin to 2 Live Crew, it’s next to impossible to pigeonhole the group into any one genre.