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TONIGHT!

[We receive a lot of quality electronic-music releases at The Stranger—way more than we can cover in the paper itself. With that in mind, I hope to frequently post brief reviews on Line Out of electronic-oriented albums and EPs that I think deserve your attention.]
What is the least 4th of July-like music imaginable? One contender would be Brock Van Wey’s new White Clouds Drift On and On (Echospace). The San Francisco producer (aka bvdub) has created six pieces that could compete for becoming the national anthem of Antarctica. Think Brian Eno’s Discreet Music remixed by Basic Channel—on the South Pole.
This is gentle ambience seasoned with the faintest wisps of symphonic grandeur murmuring in the distance. It’s the sound of icebergs hissing and glistening, augmented by what could be Liz Fraser of Cocteau Twins’ voice atomizing while a stiff-limbed orchestra somberly tunes up a quarter mile away. It is elegant sonic beauty crystallizing and drifting to a sublime stillpoint. Listen and feel your internal temp chill by at least 10 degrees by the end of it. (The bonus disc features Stephen Hitchell, aka Intrusion and Echospace, remixing all six tracks for a dubbier, chubbier listening experience.)
So, White Clouds Drift On and On is the opposite of rowdy, fireworks-watching tuneage. Perversely, this is what I want to hear as fools let off firecrackers and shoot guns skyward (may they be crowned by their own bullets) in celebration of the Greatest County in the History of the World’s birthday. This music is peace, grace, and stately beauty. Aren’t those ideals to which America should aspire? Fuck, I guess I'm patriotic after all…
Dave Segal on 'Are you a cat?' tonight:

Galdr, Same-Sex Dictator, Are you a cat?(Josephine) There's a lot of black magic floating around out there. Music is a great harness for it," says Jason Smothers, half of the Seattle group Are you a cat? with Josh Welbel. The statement belies the duo's cutesy name. Are you a cat? create music that crackles with demonic intensity. The bulk of the material that they've culled from multiple hard drives' worth of music and slapped onto CD-Rs occupies a rarefied realm of experimental abstract electronica that's mainly been the domain of mad geniuses like Conrad Schnitzler, Biota, and the Residents. Other touchstones include Gil Mellé's disturbingly microbial soundtrack for The Andromeda Strain and Bebe and Louis Barron's forlornly bleepy score for Forbidden Planet.
In Data Breaker:
Robert Armani, Jimmy Hoffa, Travis Baron, Grindle(Baltic Room) I haven't heard everything in Armani's expansive catalog, which includes releases on labels like Djax-Up-Beats, Tresor, and Dance Mania, but what I have experienced makes a beeline for that peak-time zone when the effects of the drinks, drugs, and people's biorhythms all seem to be culminating in a mass hands-in-the-motherfucking-air celebration. Dude's output isn't exactly subtle, but, damn, it gets the job done with admirable single-mindedness. And with "Circus Bells" (the Hardfloor remix, but still...), which I first heard on Laurent Garnier's X-Mix-2: Destination Planet Dream and which instantly blew my mind, Armani has created one of the most distinctive techno anthems ever. The man ain't clownin' around. Kudos to the Knightriders crew for booking this Windy City heavy hitter.
And in Up & Coming:
Albino!, Publish the Quest, Jonny Sonic(Nectar) Bands with exclamation points in their names put undue pressure on themselves. Talk about raising listeners' expectations! (I'm looking at you, Wham! and !!!) So, what about these Albino! cats? Do they earn their exciting punctuation? Depends how you feel about Afrobeat emulators whose skin lacks pigmentation (okay, only 9 of 10 Albino! members look to be white). Racial makeup aside, these Berkeley, California, musicians approach Fela Kuti's brainchild with a reverent, understated brio. They have Fela's big band's ability to sound at once militarily precise and joyfully loose, enabling you to orderly freak the hell out to their intricate percussive interplay and triumphant horn charts. DAVE SEGAL
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