Thursday, July 9, 2009
Nightlife / Love Thank You Showbox, That Was the Most Fucked Up Show I've Seen in Forever
Posted by Kelly O on Thu, Jul 9, 2009 at 10:21 PM
I was a little worried that yesterday's show starring WWF wrestling legend Jake The Snake, and sideshow freaks, the Jim Rose Circus, might be, well, a little boring. I mean, dudes have aged. I worried for not. Maybe because I got pulled up onstage and got to stand on Jim Rose's head, while he pressed his whole face into a pile of broken glass, maybe that's why I had a amazing time. Or maybe it was because the show also had these 10 other things...
1. Genuine Non-Ironic Superfans
This guy told me he met Jake 20 years ago, and last night, meeting him again, Jake remembered his name (it's "Junior", BTW).
2. A Great Big Scary Snake
They performed for a long time before he went and finally got it. Then the show ended a little abruptly because they couldn't get it under control, or back in the burlap bag.
3. The Human Dart Board
Watching 30-some drunk people take turns throwing darts at this guy's back made everyone squirm. I saw him wipe a tear from his eye too. Crybaby.
Lots more after the jump...
4. The Weird Dude with the Weird Penis
His weird penis also squirted water, and at one point, he squirted water right into my plumber's crack as I knelt on the floor to take a picture.
5. Fuschia FoXXX's Booty
Isn't everything better with Fuschia FoXXX's booty?
6. A Garden Nome Beating Up a Leprechaun
How often do you see that?
7. Jim Rose and Bebe The Circus Queen
When Bebe put the live scorpion in her mouth, then let Jim drop a bowling ball right on her hoo-hoo, I popped a little girl boner. God, she's hot.
8. The "Wrestling"
Some people really did get thrown around a bit. Oh, and did I mention the snake?
9. The Drama
I really did think Jake was gonna suffocate in that bag. Kinda too real.
10. Meeting Jake
He looks like he's been rode hard and put away wet, but dammit, I NEEDED to give him a hug. So did Silvertongue of SSP. So did everybody. We still love you Jake Roberts.
all photos © Kelly O
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Great coverage though. I couldn't bring myself to go because I didn't want to see a sad sack race, but it turns out my worries, too, were all for naught.
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hugs and kisses Seattle
I'd like to thank Jim, Jake, and Sinn Bowdee for the oppurtunity!
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Peace,
The Mighty LurchRx aka the Human Dartboard
However, either booty DOES make everything better.
I got some photos of you standing on Jim's head.. in the glass!
Go to my myspace blog to see you standing on him!
go to my page here and to the blog...
www.myspace.com/rjb_photo
Or here is a direct link to the photos...
http://tinyurl.com/n9klmz
R-)
RJB PHOTO
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Here's a link to our page on Facebook
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Nightmare-…
Maybe we'll see ya at one of our shows :)
Peace,
Lurch
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