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Monday, August 31, 2009

Awkward Question: Ben Lashes

Posted by on Mon, Aug 31, 2009 at 8:50 AM

Are you as famous in Portland as you are in Seattle?

"Hahahaha, No."

Maybe you need someone to help you develop different personalities for all major US cities. Perhaps I can help plan out the rest of your life out for you? Wouldn't that be nice of me?

"I don't have a girlfriend, so you can totally be my manager."

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That's right, Ladies...Ben Lashes is SINGLE! Ben was found at the Crocodile Cafe for the late-night Harvey Danger performance this past Saturday. He confirmed that he now lives in Portland and seems to be really happy about it.

 

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1
Love the banter and the pic! Look out Portland!!
Posted by Blush's Sister on August 31, 2009 at 9:00 AM
2
Ha thats funny!
Posted by jungle man 3000 on August 31, 2009 at 9:09 AM
3
the ONLY person to give 1-fuck about B. Lashes is Kristen Blush. And does it make you famous if the only time people talk about you is when there making fun of you?
Posted by gashes on August 31, 2009 at 9:39 AM
Kristen Blush 4
B. Lashes 4 Life!
Posted by Kristen Blush http://www.blushphoto.net on August 31, 2009 at 10:09 AM
5
Does he still wear all those belts?
Posted by Like 6 ? on August 31, 2009 at 10:30 AM
dan10things 6
Whatever happened to The Lashes? They were the next big thing 5 or 6 years ago and pretty much dropped off the face of the planet a few years ago. Their website is down and they haven't logged into their MySpace page in many months, but it appears like they are still a band.
Posted by dan10things http://10thingszine.blogspot.com on August 31, 2009 at 10:32 AM
7
What happened?

People stopped believing the hype and tried to listen to the music.
Posted by Jeff on August 31, 2009 at 10:54 AM
8
They gave away a half record last year that wasn't finished after their guitar player became paralyzed in a tragic accident. But you could go ahead and keep being a dick, if that's your style.

Thank You (Side A) http://www.megaupload.com/?d=WBTH1VT0
Posted by oh yeah on August 31, 2009 at 1:02 PM
9
Nothing but love for Seattle music. xo
Posted by Alicia 10000 on August 31, 2009 at 1:38 PM
10
Wow so much anathema towards a nice dude. It's only music, people. Lighten up. Or go back to listening to your Incubus albums.
Posted by henry o henry on August 31, 2009 at 3:27 PM
11
I think he got his ass kicked too many times for wearing more than 3 bullet belts at once, thats why he moved.
Posted by bland on August 31, 2009 at 4:41 PM
12
I think the belts thing is funny, as I clearly remember a writeup that had more than one paragraph about the clothing...especially the belts. I guess when you create buzz and hype about your band using a very "OF THE TIME" fashion, rather than content, you're bound to be the object of ridicule when that fashion is seen as absurd and silly.
Posted by Chris Jury http://www.thebismarck.net on September 1, 2009 at 9:45 AM
Kristen Blush 13
I think the belts were my favorite- that, and the "These Arms Are Snakes" joke he made while night swimming like 5 years ago. Every city needs a Ben Lashes. That's right, Sis...Look Out Portland!
Posted by Kristen Blush http://www.blushphoto.net on September 1, 2009 at 10:33 AM
14
Oooh, looking good, Ben Lashes. Portland seems to have made you hot!
Posted by woah on September 1, 2009 at 12:17 PM
15
"if people are talkin' shit, you're doing something right"

Posted by meeks d on September 1, 2009 at 12:54 PM
16
Kristen you are a coke slut and bad music groupie, you should move to Portland as well.
Posted by buying a camera dosent make you a photographer on September 1, 2009 at 1:29 PM
17
Number 16:

* Main Entry: petty
* Pronunciation: \ˈpe-tē\
* Function: adjective
* Inflected Form(s): pet·ti·er; pet·ti·est
* Etymology: Middle English pety small, minor, alteration of petit
* Date: 14th century

1 : having secondary rank or importance : minor, subordinate
2 : having little or no importance or significance
3 : marked by or reflective of narrow interests and sympathies : small-minded
Posted by Kallisti on September 1, 2009 at 3:32 PM
18
16, You're just jealous that Blush Photo is hot as hell and your boyfriend probably wants to bang her.
Posted by MoveToPortland on September 2, 2009 at 12:57 PM
19
Wow, what a RAD picture of Ben:) Kick Ass!!!!
I also think it's funny that your "fan" above likes your photo too.
However,I love the "coke slut and band music groupie" that you are think Portland has enough of their own. ;)
Posted by Tiffany lowry on September 2, 2009 at 12:58 PM
20
Ben Lashes should make her his girlfriend.
Posted by that would be cute on September 2, 2009 at 1:12 PM
21
Number 16:

* Main Entry: jealous
* Pronunciation: \jel-uhs]\
* Function: adjective
* Inflected Form(s): jeal⋅ous⋅ly, jeal⋅ous⋅ness
* Etymology: Middle English jelous, from Old French gelos, jealous, zealous, from Vulgar Latin *zēlōsus, from Late Latin zēlus, zeal; see zeal.
* Date: 1225
* Synonyms: These adjectives mean resentfully or painfully desirous of another's advantages: jealous of a friend's success; covetous of my neighbor's possessions; envious of their art collection.

1: Fearful or apprehensive of losing position.
2: Resentful or bitter in rivalry; envious: jealous of the success of others.
3: Having to do with or arising from feelings of envy, apprehension, or bitterness; jealous thoughts.
Posted by Blush's Sister on September 2, 2009 at 1:32 PM
22
When people come on to line out and type mean/negative things its not a surprise at all. Seattle is full of people who project their own self loathing and disappointment with their life onto others, and then pretend like whatever their doing (perhaps drinking pabst and old crow every night and waking up having pissed in their closet) is the shit. Either way, lets all just live our lives, and if you don't like people that's fine, you don't have to - but you don't have to spread shitty negative vibes out to every one else.
Posted by wittyremarkaboutpost on September 2, 2009 at 1:35 PM
23
ESPECIALLY shitty vibes about the beautiful, talented woman named Kristen Truax. She makes everyone look gorgeous but she's the gorgeous one with a heart larger than life. And I LOVE your awkward questions!
Posted by Warm and fuzzy on September 2, 2009 at 1:54 PM
24
ben lashes is a fox and i will miss him.
Posted by eric lashes on September 2, 2009 at 2:12 PM
25
this lame hipster shit should be kept to your little journals.
Posted by high school on September 2, 2009 at 4:09 PM
26
I agree with number 24. Also all the numbers who say that Kristen is hot and rad. Quit being fun hater y'all!
Posted by Shesho on September 2, 2009 at 7:34 PM
27
I agree with #24 too!
Posted by Blush's Sister on September 2, 2009 at 8:22 PM

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