There are precisely three events we’re concerning ourselves with at this juncture. They are as follows. Please pay attention!

AUDIOASIS at the Sunset Tavern!
Get your funky little butt over to Ballard circa 6 pm if you hanker to indulge yourself in the newest installment of KEXP’s beloved live broadcast, Audioasis. (And you DO! Oh, you KNOW you DO!) The bands showcased this evening will include Black Whales, Vs., and Feral Children. Hosted by the ever delightful Hannah Levin! Tickets through www.brownpapertickets.com. Top drawer! Ballard-y! KEXP-y! Levin-y!

BACON STRIP at Re-Bar!
Oh, calm down, it’s not like it doesn’t happen once a month. This fresh new installment marks Bacon Strip’s four year anniversary, and you can expect these dizzy freaks to go berserk. The theme is Superheroes. (Be a hero! Be a villain! Your choice! Prizes to the best costume!) As always, there will be bacon. 10:30 pm, Re-Bar. (1114 Howell Street.) It’s $5.00 with costume, $7.00 without. Nude? FREE! (But you might spend the night in jail. Sounds worth it.) Bacony!

WESLEY HOLMES and BMP at The Baltic Room!
Something called “Crème de la Crème Productions” (I’m drawing a blank) is putting on the dancey event, featuring the famous DJs Wesley Holms and BMP. The cover is $6 before 11 pm, a whopping $8 after. 1207 Pine Street, starting at 9 pm. Funky!

You guessed it…TONIGHT!