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Thursday, December 3, 2009

"You little MTV generation piece of shit."

Posted by on Thu, Dec 3, 2009 at 4:35 PM

Police Teeth frontman James Burns recently devoted hours upon hours to listening to, cutting up, and weaving back together the stage banter from dozens of Fugazi bootlegs in order to create "Having Fun On Stage With Fugazi," a comedy record of sorts.

You can download the 45 minute long track for absolutely free here. (Via Chunklet.)

And of course he included the infamous ice cream rant:

“You know, I saw you two guys earlier at the Good Humor truck, and you were eating your ice cream like little boys. And I thought 'Those guys aren’t so tough, they’re eating ice cream! What a bunch of swell guys!' I saw you eating ice cream pal, oh don’t you deny it. You were eating an ice cream cone. You’re bad now, you’re bad now, but you were eating an ice cream cone. And I saw you. That’s the shit you can’t hide. You eat ice cream. Everybody knows it, the whole place fucking knows it. Ice cream eating motherfucker. That’s what you are.”

Haha!

 

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Eric F 1
Who was it that described a Fugazi concert as an hour of being told how not to dance?
Posted by Eric F on December 3, 2009 at 5:34 PM
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Probably some idiot mosher.
Posted by Angry Sam on December 3, 2009 at 7:56 PM
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"This is like when your lover turns over to you on the pillow and says, 'But now I can't see your genitals.' That ever happen to you?"
Posted by danceofdays on December 3, 2009 at 8:03 PM
slaggy 4
The stern lectures were always the highlight of a Fugazi show...besides the music, of course.
Posted by slaggy http://www.videowatchdog.com on December 4, 2009 at 8:38 AM

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