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Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Top 10 Responses of 2009

Posted by on Tue, Dec 29, 2009 at 11:21 AM

1. Does your electronic accordion have a grappling hook device?
It has a bulky laptop-esque power cord that I converted into a mace. - Philip Kobernik, Hey Marseilles

2. You know Judas Priest right? “You’ve Got Another Thing Comin’”? That song?
I recall that song yes. But I myself am not a Judas Priest fan. — Stan Shaff, Audium

3. What’s the point of shredding?
What's the point of going to work in the morning? What's the point of feeding your babies? What's the point of that retarded show Lost? Shredding is a way of life, a statement about how we're being fucked everyday in this world. — Danny Barnes, Black Daisy

4. Does vomiting and playing at the same time interest you?
Oh, I've dreamed of doing it but I don't think it'll happen. I think I'd be more likely to shit myself while playing than barf. — Nat Damm, Akimbo, Sandrider

5. What’s this about Truckasauras and mechanical bulls?
We were contacted by an insurance company that insures establishments that operate mechanical bulls. They were interested in using the Truckasauras brand and its inherent mega-patriotism to promote their company. Naturally, we were eager to work with Mechanical Bull Insurance, rated #1 broker by mechanical bull operators across the United States. — Ryan Trudell, Truckasauras

6. Does gear turn you on?
Synths are sexy. They're covered in knobs, well, the good one's anyway. They beg to be touched and fiddled with.— Keith Negley, Sleepy Eyes of Death

7. What do you think of lighting instruments on fire, in general?
*no response - Jesy Fortino, Tiny Vipers

8. Have you ever had a Canadian man on the air who claimed he was reptilian?
Sasha, Amber's sister, did in fact interview a man in Canada who said that he was a reptilian being, and he meant it. — Garrett Kelly, Hollow Earth Radio

9. What sticks out?
Prince does not allow profanity. And his symbol is everywhere. On the carpet, on the walls, on the pool table. There are also caged doves. — Geoff Stanfield, Sun Kil Moon, Gabriel Mintz

10. How did the songs come together?
We know this guy that lives in a shipping container, it’s really nice, you’d be surprised, and he gives us these acoustic guitar demo tapes that he seems to constantly make. He allows us to steal all the best bits of his songs and rework them into our own pieces. We give him a sandwich or a six-pack of beer, sometimes both, and he seems happy enough. He always asks how the new songs are coming along. — Jeffery Taylor, AFCGT


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I have always wanted to play and vomit at the same time.
Posted by King Guts on December 30, 2009 at 6:57 AM · Report this
Jesy Fortino doesn't allow profanity either, I think.
Posted by King Guts on December 30, 2009 at 6:58 AM · Report this
Anna Anna Anna 3
Go Hollow Earth!

Go Trent!
Posted by Anna Anna Anna on December 30, 2009 at 12:04 PM · Report this
Anna Anna Anna 4
I forgot about the Truckasauras mechanical bull insurance. I sense a concept album...
Posted by Anna Anna Anna on December 30, 2009 at 12:06 PM · Report this
Pat Boone 5
Pat begs to be touched and fiddled with. Does Pat turn you on?
Posted by Pat Boone on December 30, 2009 at 3:03 PM · Report this
Pat Boone 6
This new year, I am putting every Commie terrorist collaborator at this paper on notice that they will be destroyed, and I wanna try to lose a little weight too.

Happy New Year, love it or leave it you god damn hippie
Posted by Pat Boone on December 30, 2009 at 3:12 PM · Report this
Pat turns me on, yes.
Posted by environs on December 30, 2009 at 10:00 PM · Report this
Trent Moorman 8
I should have made a 'Pat' top 10.
Posted by Trent Moorman on December 31, 2009 at 10:06 AM · Report this
I have always wanted to insure mechanical bulls and vomit at the same time.
Posted by Jaw on December 31, 2009 at 11:32 AM · Report this
Burn 2 Shred is amazing.
Posted by Beefer on January 2, 2010 at 4:06 PM · Report this

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