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Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Boyz II Men Celebrates 20 Years, Nobody Really Cares

Posted by on Tue, Feb 9, 2010 at 1:05 PM

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Ah, if there's one group that takes me right back to middle school by the mere mention of their name, it’s Boyz II Men. It was the early '90’s, Cooleyhighharmony was the shit, and several of its tracks dominated middle school dances. Many guys my age may remember Boyz II Men’s music playing while we were being forced to slow dance: that awkward puberty exercise where you had to hold your dance partner no less than 3 feet away for fear she might accidentally brush up against the unpredictable boner-popping machine that lived in your adolescent pants. Anyhoo, middle school ended, music tastes changed, and Boyz II Men became a distant memory. But here we are in 2010, and the group is celebrating their 20th anniversary year? Rad? Sure, but I thought these guys had already come to the end of their proverbial road, like, forever ago.

In honor of their 20th year and in suave, loverman observance of Valentine's Day, Boyz II Men are headlining a "Love Cruise,” and tickets just went on sale to the public. The ship sets sail on Feb 11th from Miami to Nassau and back, returning on Valentine's Day. Can someone pleasssssse take one for the team and go take me on this? Please Please PLEASE??? (We could totally slow dance the close and correct way if you like, but no guarantees about the aforementioned machine, even at this stage of my life.)

On a sad note, Michael “Bass” McCrary (the guy with the deep voice, best known for addressing all the ladies with his smooth-talking asides on some choice B2M cuts) will not be a part of the 20 year celebration due to health concerns. Bummer.

 

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oops
Posted by matt on February 9, 2010 at 1:10 PM
Larry Mizell, Jr. 2
i care.
Posted by Larry Mizell, Jr. on February 9, 2010 at 1:10 PM
3
do you care enough to take me on the cruise, larry?
Posted by Bryce Coatmaker on February 9, 2010 at 1:22 PM
alithea 4
ATTN BUNNYPUNCHER. the above post is relevant to my interests.
Posted by alithea on February 9, 2010 at 1:41 PM
5
Bryce, you're busy this weekend. No BIIM cruises for you.
Posted by Levislade http://ballofwax.org on February 9, 2010 at 1:48 PM
Larry Mizell, Jr. 6
my +1 is spoken for, Bryce
Posted by Larry Mizell, Jr. on February 9, 2010 at 1:54 PM
bconnolly 7
True playas flipped it into the waist band and got to grinding.
Posted by bconnolly on February 9, 2010 at 2:10 PM
Larry Mizell, Jr. 8
lololol
Posted by Larry Mizell, Jr. on February 9, 2010 at 2:27 PM
chrisrnps 9
Aren't they 'II Men" yet?
Posted by chrisrnps http://www.dollfactory.org on February 9, 2010 at 3:20 PM
J. Burns 10
No Bass, no Boyz II Men. Sorry.
Posted by J. Burns on February 9, 2010 at 3:55 PM
LEE. 11
junior high schoolers everywhere need to know that if they get a boner during a slow dance the best thing to do is just own it. not because the partner will be interested, but because the awkwardness will be an important life lesson: it only gets worse from here.
Posted by LEE. http://redeadening.blogspot.com on February 10, 2010 at 12:42 AM
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I am so excited I cant wait just trying to get my husband on the band wagon its going to happen soon i know it. This will be one heck of a graduation present for me.My ba will be second to the cruise....just love my Boyz
Posted by nedyne on March 2, 2010 at 11:33 AM

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