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Wednesday, March 31, 2010

I saw this last week, and I'm still speechless. I'm actually scared that every awkward, nerdy looking underground gem-loving hiphop geek in the NW retreats to their basement lab after a local rap show, then proceeds to record a song every bit as ball-shrivelingly bad as this. Fantasies of extravagant violence towards this Kosh character dance through my head as his ginger beard advances ever-towards me, threatening my way of life with his stupid-ass post-1998 binary view of hiphop. It makes me wish I could grab the lady who emailed me at KEXP on Sunday to complain about the word "bitch" in "Wisdom Body" from the fucking Purple Tape(no Pixies), and make her watch this until she starts reciting Willie D lyrics. Is that weird?

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This is maybe the worst thing I've ever heard. Holy shit.

Posted by bunnypuncher

on March 31, 2010 at 10:44 AM

Also worth pointing out: This is not the person who made the name Kosh famous on walls locally.

Uninformed, misguided and desperate to be heard. Welcome to the world as we know it for a long fucking time to come.

Posted by Someone Hurt His Feelings Enough To Make Him Quit! on March 31, 2010 at 11:05 AM

This corny-ass bullshit is made even more intolerable by that backpack hip-hop/old dutch beard thing. It is an abomination.

And yes, I'm looking at you, RA Scion.

Posted by yay! leftovers on March 31, 2010 at 11:27 AM

This corny-ass bullshit is made even worse by that attrocious backpack hip-hop/old dutch beard thing. It is an abomination.

And yes, I'm looking at you, RA Scion.

Posted by yay! leftovers on March 31, 2010 at 11:34 AM

This is like a cross between MC Paul Barman and the movie 'Witness'. Keep backpack rap alive, yo!

Posted by cosby

on March 31, 2010 at 11:38 AM

My stomach hurts now.

Posted by sdlkh;wlo6ht;ehiri;hierg on March 31, 2010 at 12:36 PM

seth rogan raps?

Posted by pele1212 on March 31, 2010 at 3:29 PM

ugh-thank god we have dudes like this to tell us what "true" hip hop is all about.

I like how he rags on these songs being uncreative, then structures his chorus around the seldom-used rhyming couplet of "Crazy" with "Lazy"

Posted by dontrelle on March 31, 2010 at 3:41 PM

Great. 8 comments. Now this idiot is going to take this attention as a reinforcement of his importance.

"If they hatin' then I must be doin' somethin' right!"

Note to Mr. Dad's Biggest Embarassment: Should you decide to console yourself with that whole backwards sentiment in which hate is regarded as an endorsement please be advised, that brand of self deceit is best regarded as the dubious luxury of multi-millionaire shit peddlers like Shwayze, not the dream-crutch of a town fool with a youtube account like you, Beardpuddle.

Posted by Hatey-Pants on March 31, 2010 at 7:40 PM

Its like he is trying to sound like MC Lars but not as smart, ironic or funny.
Sounds like crap and He looks like a fucking 4 year old playing dress up..

Fuck him up Mizell!

Posted by coolio on April 1, 2010 at 2:18 PM