Prescription Glasses Trampled in Mosh Pit: Check.
Mild Facial Contusion: Check.
Possible Fractured Rib: Check.
Brand New Shoes Now Covered in Bar Filth: Check.
Voice Hoarse from Yelling Too Much: Check.
Showed Up to Work Late: Check.
Feeling Maybe Too Old for all This: Check.
Having Seen King Khan & the Shrines Last Night and Having No Regrets: Check.
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