Remember when Theo and Cockroach were calling women "burgers", incensing my love Lisa Bonet, who countered that they wouldn't like it if she similarly objectified men, and started calling them "Clydesdales"? Took me years to figure that shit out. (How the fuck would I have known what a Clydesdale is?)

Well, it's looking like Theo grew the fuck up, moved out of the apartment with the pneumatic soda chute, and started hanging out with Choklate, who I guarantee, would put up with none of that "burger" bullshit.